Put on your prom looks, friends, cuz Kathleen has some Cosmopolitan magazine hard-hitting news: beauty tips for prom! (Because we’re all 17, right?) And true to form, Bethany brings some crazy old-timey beauty routines to the conversation, too. Like did you know there used to be a contraption you wore at night to give you dimples? Plus, they check back in on last week’s assignment of asking yourself those hard life questions that may be holding you back from being your true, glorious self. Put on that wrist corsage, TasteBuds! It’s time for a new episode!

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Our girl Kathleen is on a much-earned vacation (jealous!!) so Bethany sits down with her boyfriend Dennis for this very special bonus episode! The two discuss Bethany’s complete inability to talk about s-e-x, what they both freak out about in the relationship, and what Bethany did that made Dennis POSITIVE she was breaking up with him. Plus, what happened Friday night that made them both think they were about to get murdered? (Spoiler alert: they weren’t.)

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Black holes, evil thongs, and knees bending where they shouldn’t. It’s an emotional rollercoaster of an episode, friends, and Bethany is feeling queasy. And then the ladies accidentally start a fire (true story) and everything goes to hell. Aren’t you glad you’re in our family? 

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Fasten your jean shorts, it’s time for another Acquired Taste podcast! Bethany is giving you the perfect dating profile bio, courtesy of a bot she created. (Can the Zak Bagans bot find love?) And Kathleen is teaching you how NOT to spend all of your hard-earned dough at Target and Starbucks and Target. Plus, we hear back from “Maisie,” play MadLibs, and hear more of your awesome voicemails!

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Uh oh. Have you ever been in love with your best friend? Listener Maisie’s BFF knows that she has feelings for him and he’s flirty back! But is he just stringing her along? Plus, Bethany gives you one big thing NOT to do during a wedding, and grab the thinkin’ part of your head brain cuz it’s time to take the Psychopath Test!

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Do you know someone who wants to get back with an ex, even though that ex is THE WORST? Someone in Kathleen’s life is going through this and Kathleen is NOT happy. Plus, get on your ‘90s pants! We’re talking the best songs of that decade!

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Kathleen is scarred for life for SO MANY REASONS and Bethany would rather not screw up her relationship. Happy National Forgive Your Parents day! How’d your parents screw you up? Also, Bethany has six pretty fabulous relationship tips that she stole from Twitter that are great for any relationship, romantic or otherwise! And make sure you listen until the end: one of our TasteBuds has a scandalous “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” story! (The best kind, right?)

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Grab your pen and paper later because Bethany has some thoughts on procrastination! Plus, Kathleen is LOVING Lea Michele's soup highlights, Minerva Purr is on some good painkillers, and Kathleen confronts Bethany on a questionable kitchen-related lifestyle choice. Welcome to mid-week, TasteBuds! We’re glad you’re here!

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Kathleen and Bethany do NOT share a taste in movies. Can they describe the plots of movies they’ve never seen? Are Tom Hanks and Bill Murray the same person? Did Jules from Buffalo become a Princess for Christmas? And where will you hide the Book of Secrets when you become president? 

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Did you know Charles Dickens was kind of an a-hole? Is Alexa going to call the cops on you? Can anyone remember what they learned this week? Get your oil changed, because it’s a new episode of An Acquired Taste podcast!

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