As your life coach/spiritual guru I am trying to make the world a better place by helping you be less annoying to me, and thus everyone else.  And that is why I believe conservatives should not be in charge of much beyond their own lives or small businesses.  I am not saying they are bad people.  I just believe the conservative world view is a big problem.  Can liberals be idiots, too?  Of course.  Please listen to my explanation for how I arrived at this belief and then act accordingly.

I also explain why "drank the Kool-Aid" should have been "drank the Flavor-Aid" and why Ronald Reagan should be seen as a Mister Rogers who screwed the pooch.

And I tell the story about how I once had a telepathic conversation with a cow while driving to a gig, how that experience became the best comedy routine I ever did, but just for one night, and how this all relates to why conservatives should not be in charge of much.