We're heading over to LiverpHughl for panto season! Who doesn't love children's classic Peter Pan, with the courageous Lost Boys, flight-giving Tinkerbell and fearsome Captain Hook? Ah, but what of the behind the scenes drama that the glowing faces of the audience are not privy to? For it is dark back there, dark and dangerous. There's play director Hugh Grant, who delights in abusing the teens in the company. There's actor Alan Rickman, who also delights in abusing the teens in the company. There are stage hands and reviewers who - you guessed it - delight in abusing the teens in the company. Second star to the right and keep on 'til you accidentally do incest and then die!