<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1859924/open_sms">Send us a text</a>Health scares, dog scares, future scares, and maybe a few other random scares. Scares are the topic of this one. Bottom line: I don't want to die, I don't want to talk about my scooter, and I don't want the guy at the food cart to give a woman a discount that she doesn't need nor deserve. That is all.Follow me on Threads + Instagram @SwedeTrap.

Send us a text Health scares, dog scares, future scares, and maybe a few other random scares. Scares are the topic of this one. Bottom line: I don't want to die, I don't want to talk about my scooter, and I don't want the guy at the food cart to give a woman a discount that she doesn't need nor deserve. That is all. Follow me on Threads + Instagram @SwedeTrap.

<a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1859924/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer">Send us a text</a>Health scares, dog scares, future scares, and maybe a few other random scares. Scares are the topic of this one. Bottom line: I don't want to die, I don't want to talk about my scooter, and I don't want the guy at the food cart to give a woman a discount that she doesn't need nor deserve. That is all.Follow me on Threads + Instagram @SwedeTrap.

An Electric Scooter, Hipsterized, Featuring the Number 11

Recorded in one take on an irregular schedule comes Portland, Oregon's 4th longest-running podcast, in which our hero struggles to make sense, play nice, or use proper grammar. Enjoy!

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An Electric Scooter, Hipsterized, Featuring the Number 11

An Electric Scooter, Hipsterized, Featuring the Number 11