Two whole Gossip Time specials in just one week? We simply didn't have a choice! Yesterday, Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 (Saint Britney Spears' 39th birthday), the world was hit with an avalanche of drama so powerful that both of us (OK, just Emily) were left physically shaken. First up — Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi allegedly using their divorce to embezzle funds meant for the family members of deceased plane crash victims. It's not her best look. Then we talk about Braunwyn Windham-Burke being the first housewife to come out as a lesbian. Congrats! After a brief stop in Kelly Dodds-ville (it's full of racists and COVID-deniers), we discuss Kyle, Kathy Hilton, and Dorit all testing positive for coronavirus. Then we circle back to shitting on Erika again, because, hey, eat the rich, amirite?

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