How Am I Still Alive?!

An Extraordinarily Conspicuous Dendrophile


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This week, Jess launches a foot pornography side business and describes the case of Matthew Hoffman which is basically a Pinterest fail in home fall decorating.  Marci draws the line between cute and concerning because, at some point, we need to draw the line with tree-rape. Sit back, pour a glass, and grab a squirrel-sicle because I thought the tree was named Kevin.

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How Am I Still Alive?!By Jess and Marci