You know that difficult-to-identify-yet-undeniably-present feeling of unease and despondency you get while listening to this one? That's totally normal--it's Malaise Week! Tapan keeps it one hundred with the youth, Josh's hairline... does its best, and Mike almost dies on an island. But it's cool, 'cause we're all gonna die eventually.

Pairings: at least 20 Solo cups; the black magic Brian Urlacher has performed on his hair; yes, a whoopie pie