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  • Predator 2 (1990) VHS Movie Review

    Analog Jones continues A Very Busey Christmas with a bizarre sequel, Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey.

    Predator 2 was released on November 21, 1990, with a budget of $35 million and made $57 million in cumulative worldwide gross.

    Director: Stephen Hopkins (Lost in Space, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5)

    Writers: Jim and John Thomas (characters and script)

    Predator 2 Cast:

    Danny Glover as Lieutenant Michael "Mike" R. Harrigan, an LAPD Officer who is investigating rival Jamaican and Colombian drug cartels. He is very stubborn and often is criticized by the superior officers for not obeying orders.
    Kevin Peter Hall as The Predator, a member of a warrior race which hunts aggressive members of other species for sport, uses active camouflage, a plasma weapon and can see in the infrared spectrum. Hall also played the Elder Predator, the leader of the Predators at the end of the film.
    Gary Busey as Special Agent Peter Keyes posed as a DEA agent leading a special task force investigating a drug conspiracy as a cover for his attempts to capture the Predator.
    Ruben Blades as Detective Danny Archuleta, a member of Harrigan's team and a long time friend of his.
    María Conchita Alonso as Detective Leona Cantrell, an LAPD cop involved in the Jamaican-Colombian gang wars.
    Bill Paxton as Detective Jerry Lambert, an LAPD cop, transferred from another precinct into Metro Command. His role is often that of comic relief.
    Lilyan Chauvin as Dr. Irene Richards, the chief medical examiner and forensic pathologist of Los Angeles. She aids Harrigan, in spite of being completely cut out of the official investigation by Keyes' team.
    Robert Davi as Deputy Chief Phil Heinemann.
    Adam Baldwin as Garber, a member of Keyes' task force.
    Kent McCord as Captain B. Pilgrim, an LAPD cop and Harrigan's boss.
    Morton Downey, Jr. as Tony Pope, a journalist who reports the gruesome and murderous homicides left by the Predator. The police constantly criticize him for interfering with investigations.
    Calvin Lockhart as King Willie, the boss of the Jamaica Voodoo Posse. He appears to be psychic because of his voodoo beliefs.

    Box Synopsis

    It comes from a distant world to hunt people for sport. Invisible, and armed with powerful weapons unlike anything we know, it stalks its human quarry mercilessly, leaving mangled corpses in its wake. Late time, it landed in the jungle. This time, it's chosen, Los Angeles.

    Ravaged by open warfare between rival drug gangs. L.A. is the perfect killing ground for the Predator, who is drawn by heat and conflict. When the police find mutilated bodies, Lieutenant Mike Harrigan (Danny Glover) thinks it's the work of the feuding gangs. Then a mysterious government agent (Gary Busey) arrives and orders him to stay off the case. Instead, Harrigan sets out to learn what's really going on and comes face to face with the savage alien in a climactic, electrifying confrontation.

    Co-starring Ruben Blades and featuring superb special effects from Stan Winston. PREDATOR 2 is a suspenseful action thriller.

    Highlights:

    Columbians and the cops get into a block war with exploding cars and everything.
    Columbians do coke and get destroyed by the Predator.
    King Willie gets his head chopped off.
    Bill Paxton tells a lot of bad jokes.
    A Voodoo soul stealing ceremony gets broken up by the Predator.
    The Pred attacks a subway car full of armed cops and passengers.
    Danny Glover chops off the Predators arm.
    The old woman in the apartment building is parts hilarious and weird.
    Gary Busey gets chopped in half.
    Danny Glover gets a pirate gun.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Surviving the Game (1994) VHS Movie Review

    It's the start of a VERY BUSEY CHRISTMAS! The first VHS this December is "Surviving the Game" from 1994. Get ready for the most dangerous game, hunting humans, and a bunch of dudes hamming it up in the woods!

    Surviving the Game was released into theaters on April 15, 1994, from New Line Cinema on a budget of $7.4 million, and it had a box office return of $7.7 million. It was in theaters the same time as D2: The Mighty Ducks, Major League 2, Bad Girls and Four Weddings and a Funeral.

    Directed by Ernest R. Dickerson

    Produced by Fred C. Caruso
    Written by Eric Bent

    Surviving the Game Cast includes:

    Ice-T as Jack Mason
    Rutger Hauer as Thomas Burns
    Charles S. Dutton as Walter Cole
    Gary Busey as Doc Hawkins
    John C. McGinley as John Griffin
    F. Murray Abraham as Derek Wolfe Sr.
    William McNamara as Derek Wolfe Jr.
    Jeff Corey as Hank
    Richard Blackwell as "Tiny"

    Surviving the Game VHS Trailers include:

    Above the Rim (1994)
    Bitter Moon (1994)
    The Mask (1994)

    Surviving the Game Plot:

    Jack Mason is a homeless man that losses his only friends, Hank an older homeless man and his pet dog, on the same day. Mason attempts suicide but is saved by Walter Cole. Cole promises him a job as a hunting guide that pays well if he can handle it.

    Mason passes the test given from Thomas Burns and is flown to a remote cabin in Oregon. Once at the Cabin, Mason meets the hunting party that paid $50,000 each to be included in this particular hunt. The party consists of Thomas Burns, the founder of the hunt, and super weird guy. Doc Hawkins, a psychopathic psychiatrist who specializes in psychological assessments for the CIA. Walter Cole, the locator, he finds the perfect prey. Texas "oil man" John Griffin or Dr. Cox who is grieving over the murder of his daughter. Wealthy executive on Wall Street, Derek Wolfe Sr. and his son Derek Wolfe Jr., who is at first unaware of the actual purposes of the hunt.

    The first night all the men are eating a pig feast and engaging in conversation (Also chewing as loud as possible). Mason receives a pack of cigarettes from Hawkins and learns a little history about his birthmark. Gary Busey gives a monologue to die for about his bulldog, and a must watch.

    The next morning Mason is woken up with a gun to the face and is told to run for his life! The group finish breakfast and then begin the hunt. Mason is forced to protect himself and survive at any means possible. Will he survive?! Let the hunting start!!!!

    Highlights:

    A dog dies within 10 minutes; actually, that sucks.
    A brutal story of the killing of Prince Henry Stout by Gary Busey (this film hates dogs).
    Heads in jars, always a treat.
    Gary Busey is served up extra crispy.
    Dr. Cox gets shot IN THE FACE.
    An exploding ATV that leaves a man legless.
    An annoying young man falls to his death, and the whole audience is better for it.
    Rutger Hauer dresses up as a priest and GETS BLOWN UP.
    Bonus points, Ice-T can't stop saying quotable lines! Example, "I would run to Alaska for twenty dollars."

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    1 hr 6 min
  • You've Got Mail (1998) VHS Movie Review

    You've Got Mail was released into theaters on December 18, 1998, on a budget of $65 million and made $250.8 million at the box office.

    Directed by Nora Ephron who also directed When Harry Met Sally (1989) and Sleepless in Seattle (1993).

    Nora Ephron also produced this film and co-wrote the screenplay with her sister Delia Ephron. This movie is based on the play Parfumerie by Miklós László.

    You've Got Mail Cast

    Tom Hanks as Joe Fox
    Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly
    Parker Posey as Patricia Eden
    Jean Stapleton as Birdie Conrad
    Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky
    Steve Zahn as George Pappas
    Heather Burns as Christina Plutzker
    Dave Chappelle as Kevin Jackson

    You've Got Mail VHS Trailers

    You've Got Mail Soundtrack promo

    You've Got Mail Plot

    Before the movie begins, we are treated to an astonishing 90's opening credits of dial-up internet sounds and early 3D rendering that made my heart swell with joy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1qh1Am0h6o). Kathleen Kelly is involved with Frank Navasky, a leftist newspaper writer for The New York Observer who is always in search of an opportunity to write for the underdog. While Frank is devoted to his typewriter, Kathleen prefers her laptop and logging into her AOL email account. Using the screen name "Shopgirl," she reads an email from "NY152", the screen name of Joe Fox, whom she first met in an "over-30s" chatroom. As her voice narrates her reading of the email, she reveals the boundaries of the online relationship: no specifics, including no names, career or class information, or family connections. These opening scenes are an overload of 90's sounds from the internet loading to the AOL robot voice of "You've Got Mail."

    Joe belongs to the Fox family that runs Fox Books a chain of mega-bookstores. Kathleen runs the independent bookstore The Shop Around The Corner that her mother ran before her. The two are shown passing each other on their separate ways to work, revealing that they visit the same neighborhoods in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Joe arrives at work, supervising the opening of a new Fox Books in New York City with the help of his best friend, branch manager Kevin. Kathleen and her three store assistants, George, Aunt Birdie, and Christina, open up her small shop that morning.

    Following a day with his 11-year-old aunt Annabel and 4-year-old half-brother Matthew, Joe enters Kathleen's store to let his younger relatives experience story time. Joe and Kathleen have a conversation that shows Kathleen's fears about the Fox Books store opening around the corner. He withholds his last name and makes a sharp exit with the children. At a publishing party for New York book business people later that week, Joe and Kathleen meet again where Kathleen discovers Joe's true identity. She accuses him of deception and spying, while he responds by disparaging her bookstore.

    The Shop Around the Corner slowly goes out of business. Kathleen enters Fox Books to discover the store is friendly and relaxed yet without the same dedication to or knowledge of children's books as her shop. Her employees move on: Christina goes job hunting, George gets a job at the children's department at the Fox Books store, and Birdie retires.

    When the two finally decide to meet, Joe discovers with whom he has been corresponding. At first, he chooses not to meet her but then joins her without revealing his online identity, leading them to argue once more. Joe later resumes the messages, apologizes, and promises to tell her why he stood her up eventually.

    After both quietly break up with their significant others, Joe realizes his feelings towards Kathleen and begins building a face-to-face relationship, still keeping his online identity a secret. He plans a meeting between his online persona and her, but just before she is to meet her online friend, Joe reveals his feelings for her. When she is waiting for "NY152" at the meeting spot, she sees Joe and his dog, realizing he was "NY152" the whole time.

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Now and Then (1995) VHS Movie Review

    Now and Then was released into theaters on October 20th, 1995 on a budget of $12,000,000 and grossed $37,591,674 in the box office. The film is a coming-of-age film that follows four women who recount a pivotal summer they shared in 1970 as adolescents.

    Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter and she's best known for her TV work on Homeland and the West Wing.

    Written by I. Marlene King and she's best known for her TV work on Pretty Little Liars.

    Produced by Demi Moore and Suzanne Todd, Todd is the owner of the film production company Team Todd and has produced hits for nearly every major studio.

    Now and Then Cast

    Gaby Hoffman/Demi Moore as Samantha Albertson
    Christina Ricci/Rosie O'Donnell as Roberta Martin
    Ashleigh Aston Moore/Rita Wilson as Chrissy DeWitt
    Thora Birch/Melanie Griffith as Tina "Teeny" Tercell

    Supporting Cast

    Bonnie Hunt as Mrs. DeWitt
    Cloris Leachman as Grandma Albertson
    Janeane Garofalo as Wiladene
    Brendan Fraser as a Vietnam Veteran
    Hank Azaria as Bud Kent

    Now and Then Trailers

    Movieline Magazine Promo
    Now and Then Soundtrack Promo 
    Theodore Rex Trailer 
    Bed of Roses Trailer 
    Mortal Kombat Coming Soon to VHS Trailer 
    The Mask Now on VHS Trailer
    Dumb and Dumber Now on VHS Trailer
    Certified Original Macrovision: In order to ensure that the program you are about to watch is an original, and of the highest quality, this videocassette incorporates the exclusive Macrovision encoding process.


    Now and Then Plot
    In 1991, four childhood friends reunite in their hometown of Shelby, Indiana.

    Samantha Albertson (Demi Moore) Science-Fiction writer who narrates the story. She was played by Gaby Hoffman and was the "weird" girl who liked to perform seances.

    Roberta Martin (Rosie O'Donnell) She's now a doctor and was played by Christina Ricci, a tough tomboy whose mother died when she was four-years-old.

    Chrissy DeWitt (Rita Wilson) She's about to give birth to her first child. , and she was a naive child that was over-sheltered by her mother (Bonnie Hunt).

    Tina "Teeny" Tercell (Melanie Griffith) is a successful Hollywood actress; as a child (Thora Birch), she had always dreamed of fame. Teeny and Samantha have not visited their hometown in ten years.

    The story flashes back to 1970 when the girls had two goals: saving enough money to buy a tree house and avoiding the Wormer brothers. One night, they sneak out to the cemetery to perform a seance. A cracked tombstone convinces them they have resurrected the spirit of a young boy identified only as Dear Johnny, who died in 1945 at the age of twelve. Intrigued, they search for information at the library but find nothing. Roberta, on the other hand, sees the true story of her mothers death.

    While heading for the library in a nearby town, they bump into the Wormers and steal their clothes while they swim. At the library, Roberta discovers an article about her mother dying in a car accident. Samantha finds a story about Dear Johnny and his mother tragically dying, but a part is missing, leaving the cause of their deaths a mystery.

    The girls meet a Vietnam veteran (Brendan Fraser) while riding their bike. He is now a hippie that travels from town to town. The girls then visit a local psychic Wiladene (Janeane Garofalo) who determines he was murdered with tarot cards.

    Samantha meets her mom's boyfriend Bud Kent over dinner and storms out to Teeny's place where she is watching a drive-in movie. Samantha tells Teeny that her parents are getting a divorce. Teeny breaks her favorite necklace in two and makes them both friendship bracelets. On their way home during a thunderstorm, Samantha loses her half of the bracelet in a storm drain. When she climbs down to get it, the water rises, trapping her. Crazy Pete, a homeless man, pulls her out. Thankful, the girls now see him differently. At the same time, Roberta is playing basketball in her driveway when Scott Wormer suddenly arrives. They kiss on the porch.

    The next day, the girls ask Samantha's grandmother about Dear Johnny's death and discover from a newspaper article that he and his mother were murdered. Roberta becomes upset and angry that two innocent people were killed and also by the realization that her mother died brutally, opposite to what she was told. Samantha announces that her parents are divorcing, and the four make a pact to always be there for one another, no matter what.

    To put Dear Johnny's soul to rest, the girls go to the cemetery to perform another seance. Johnny's tombstone suddenly rises surrounded by bright lights. A figure appears from behind, but it is only the groundskeeper who explains that the stone was damaged and is being replaced. The groundskeeper explains he was the one who cracked the tombstone on accident. While leaving, they notice Crazy Pete, and Samantha follows him back to Dear Johnny's grave. Realizing that he is Dear Johnny's father, she comforts him, while he advises her not to dwell on things. After all this, the tree house is finally bought, and Samantha narrates, "The tree house was supposed to bring us more independence. But what the summer actually brought was independence from each other."

    The film returns to 1991, and Chrissy goes into labor and gives birth to a girl. Later, in their old tree house, it is revealed by Roberta that Crazy Pete had died the previous year. They then discuss how happy they are in life and make another pact to visit more often.

    Come back in two weeks for You've Got Mail from 1998 to finish our ladies month.

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Heart and Souls (1993) VHS Movie Review

    Heart and Souls was released in theaters on August 13th, 1993 on a budget of $25,000,000 and had a gross of $16,581,714.

    Directed by Ron Underwood, the same guy who brought us Tremors, City Slickers, and Mighty Joe Young.

    Produced by Sean Daniel, this guy is an excellent creative producer, his career spans four decades, was the youngest president of production at Universal Pictures. During his tenure, he shepherded such hits as Back to the Future, Animal House, Brazil, Sixteen Candles, The Blues Brothers and Field of Dreams.

    As a producer, his films have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide. They include The Mummy franchise, Dazed, and Confused and Tombstone. He helped start Mythos in 2018, a production company that just signed a mega-deal with Amazon.

    Screenplay by Brent Maddock and SS Wilson, these two make another appearance on our show, the first was for Wild Wild West.

    Hearts and Souls Cast

    Robert Downey Jr as Thomas Reilly (Iron Man)
    Eric Lloyd as 7-year-old Thomas Reilly (Santa Clause trilogy)
    Kyra Sedgwick as Julia (The Closer TV series)
    Alfre Woodard as Penny Washington (12 Years a Slave, Captain America: Civil War)
    Tom Sizemore as Milo Peck (Saving Private Ryan, True Romance)
    Charles Grodin as Harrison Winslow (George Newton in Beethoven)
    Elisabeth Shue as Anne (Adventures in Babysitting, Leaving Las Vegas)
    David Paymer as Hal the Bus Driver (City Slickers and Mr. Saturday Night)

    In 1959 We are introduced to 4 people:

    Penny, a single mother, she regrets working the night shift and leaving her three children at home.
    Harrison, a would-be singer, that suffers from stage fright.
    Julia, a waitress that moved to the city to experience city life and to avoid getting married to her boyfriend John.
    Milo, a small-time thief and tough guy that conned a young boy out of his grandfather's stamps. He tried to steal them back got beat up by the guy who hired him.

    They all ride the same bus that night and die because their bus driver Hal can't keep his eyes off a sexy pair of legs. The 4 souls of Penny, Harrison, Julia, and Milo all enter Thomas Reilly while he is being born in the family car. Hal for some reason gets a pass and accends to heaven.

    As the years pass Thomas is the only one you can see his ghost and they all form a deep bound. As the boy ages, he has problems because people think he's weird. Thomas's mother and father almost have him committed but the ghosts realize they are harming his life and make themselves invisible to Thomas. The abandonment causes young Thomas to avoid close relationships for the rest of his life, fearful that they, too, will leave him.

    Twenty-seven years later we meet Thomas, now a ruthless foreclosure banker who refuses to open up to his devoted girlfriend Anne and lives on his car phone. Hal returns with his trolleybus. Because his irresponsibility ended four innocent lives, Hal has been condemned to convey spirits to the next life, and he has now come for his former passengers.

    They reveal themselves to Thomas and he crashes his car. He wakes up in a hospital and he attempts to check himself into a psychiatric hospital, where a schizophrenic patient can see his ghost. This convinces Thomas that the spirits are real, but he is still angry with them for their abandonment and refuses to help them. The quartet convinces him by leaping in and out of his body during an important meeting and threatening further public humiliation until Thomas reluctantly agrees to help in order to finally be rid of them.

    One by one the ghosts solve their unfinished business.

    1. Milo steals back the stamps and gives them to the grown-up kid. However, after the burglary, a nervous Thomas encounters a police sergeant (who is ticketing his illegally parked car) and accidentally gets himself arrested, forcing Anne to bail him out.
    2. Harrison uses Thomas's body to sing the national anthem at a B.B. King concert. Anne is in the audience and gets mad at Thomas for skipping their date.
    3. After which Thomas is arrested again by the same police sergeant, who Penny suddenly recognizes as her son. Thomas tells Billy the location of his long-lost sisters, and Billy is so overcome that he lets Thomas go with a warning after hitting his car.
    4. Finally, Thomas and Julia write a letter to Julia's boyfriend John in which she confesses her love for him, only to learn that John died several years before. At the same moment, the trolleybus returns to take Julia. Thomas protests that Julia's business is still unresolved, but Julia realizes that her true business is Thomas, who is making the same mistake with Anne that she made with John. Thomas promises her that he will tell Anne his true feelings before it is too late, allowing Julia to depart.

    Thomas invites Anne back to his apartment, where he tells her his fear of abandonment and his love for her. He gives her a heart-shaped keyring containing all his personal keys. Anne takes him back, then the two of them dance under the night sky were four new stars twinkle to show that Penny, Julia, Harrison, and Milo are finally at peace.

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    59 min
  • The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999) VHS Movie Review

    Every podcast thinks terrible thoughts and this week those terrible thoughts are about The Rage: Carrie 2. Analog Jones is joined by The Jersey Ghouls to review this over the top 90's horror film.

    The Rage: Carrie 2 was released into theaters on March 12, 1999. The budget was $21 million, and the movie made $17.8 million in the box office.

    Directed by Katt Shea

    Produced by Paul Monash
    Written by Rafael Moreu
    Based on Carrie by Stephen King

    The Rage: Carrie 2 Cast

    Emily Bergl as Rachel Lang
    Jason London as Jesse Ryan
    Dylan Bruno as Mark Bing
    J. Smith Cameron as Barbara Lang
    Amy Irving as Sue Snell
    Zachery Ty Bryan as Eric Stark

    The Rage: Carrie 2 Trailers

    The World is Not Enough (James Bond)
    The James Bond 007 Collection
    The Mod Squad (1999)
    Blast From the Past
    Rocky Marciano
    The Lesser Evil
    The Corruptor

    The Rage: Carrie 2 Plot

    Barbara Lang has schizophrenia and is locked up in a mental institution called Arkham Asylum. Rachel has to live with foster parents.

    Years later, Rachel talks with her best friend Lisa, who has lost her virginity to Eric, a football player. The football players have a game where they sleep with girls and receive points. After Eric rejects her, Lisa commits suicide. Her death ignites Rachel's dormant telekinetic powers.

    Rachel discovers a photo of Lisa and Eric. She tells school guidance counselor Sue Snell and Sheriff Kelton that Lisa and Eric slept together. Kelton looks into charging Eric with statutory rape.

    Walter, Rachel's Basset Hound dog, is hit by a car, but Jesse drives by and takes the dog to an animal hospital. They have coffee while Walter is recovering.

    Eric, Mark and several other football players learn that Rachel had a photo of Eric and Lisa together and gave it to Sheriff Kelton. They pay Rachel a visit at her house to intimidate her into not talking, but her powers stop them.

    Sue Snell meets with Rachel and learns Rachel is telekinetic. Snell shows Rachel the original high school from Carrie (1976) that she survived, but 70 people died in the fire that Carrie White started.

    The Senior D.A. covers up the statutory rape because of the political influence of the wealthy families. Encouraged, Mark plots to humiliate Rachel for what she did to Eric. He apologizes to Jesse and offers his parents' cabin so Jesse can spend the night with Rachel. Rachel loses her virginity, both unaware that a hidden video camera is filming them.

    Rachel goes to a party, and the popular kids reveal their sex game that she is a part of, which triggers Rachel's telekinesis and unleashes the rage in her. Rachel closes the doors, kills most of the party goers, including Sue Snell in a horrific display of power. Rachel gets crushed by a piece of the house, Jesse says he loves her and she saves him.

    A year later, Jesse is at college, sharing his room with Rachel's dog, Walter. Jesse dreams Rachel approaches him in his dorm. When he walks towards her, she shatters into pieces in a very odd ending.

    Behind the Scenes of The Rage: Carrie 2

    Original the script was titled The Curse and was stalled for two years. When the film started to shoot in 1998 it was retitled to Carrie 2: Say You're Sorry.

    A few weeks into production the first director Robert Mandel quit over creative differences, and Katt Shea took over.

    Buy the double feature with the 2002 TV version of Carrie and The Rage: Carrie 2 by Scream Factory.

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Christine (1983) VHS Movie Review and Halloween (2018) Movie Review

    Two nerds build a podcast about old VHS tapes, and it ends up being possessed by an evil entity. Listen to Analog Jones talk about John Carpenter's Christine (1983) for our Halloween episode!

    Christine was released into theaters on December 9, 1983, on a budget of $10 million and it made $21 million at the box office.

    Directed by John Carpenter the man who brought us Halloween (1978) and The Thing (1982).

    This film is based on a novel by Stephen King called Christine. Bill Phillips wrote the screenplay.

    Produced by Richard Kobritz who also produced Salem's Lot (Salem's Lot VHS Movie Review)

    Christine's Cast

    Keith Gordon as Arnold "Arnie" Cunningham (The Legend of Billie Jean)
    John Stockwell as Dennis Guilder (Top Gun)
    Alexandra Paul as Leigh Cabot (American Nightmare VHS Movie Review)
    Robert Prosky as Will Darnell (Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Last Action Hero)
    Harry Dean Stanton as Detective Rudolph "Rudy" Junkins (Alien, Pretty in Pink)

    Christine's Synopsis

    A nerdy high school student named Arne buys a busted 1958 Plymouth Fury and falls in love with it while rebuilding the car. As Arne drives the car around, named Christine, it slowly changes him. Christine is more than a car; she's possessed by an unknown evil entity that wreaks havoc in Rockbridge, California.

    Fun Facts

    According to John Carpenter, Christine was not a film he had planned on directing, saying that he directed the film as "a job" as opposed to a "personal project." He had previously directed The Thing (1982), which had done poorly at the box office and led to a critical backlash. In retrospect, Carpenter stated that upon reading Christine, he felt that "It just wasn't very frightening. But it was something I needed to do at that time for my career."

    King's novel, the source material for Carpenter's film, made it clear that the car was possessed by the evil spirit of its previous owner, Roland D. LeBay, whereas the film version of the story shows that the evil spirit surrounding the car was present on the day it was built. Other elements from the novel were altered for the film, particularly the execution of the death scenes, which the filmmakers opted for a more "cinematic approach."

    You can buy the Blu-ray on Amazon that has deleted scenes and commentary with director John Carpenter and Keith Gordon.

    Bonus Movie Review: Halloween (2018)

    Halloween (2018) was released into theaters on September 19, 2018, with a budget of $10 million.

    This is the eleventh installment in the Halloween film series and a direct sequel to the 1978 film of the same name.

    Directed by David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express)

    Written by Jeff Fradley, Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) and David Gordon Green.

    Based on characters by John Carpenter and Debra Hill

    Halloween (2018) Cast

    Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode
    Judy Greer as Karen
    Andi Matichak as Allyson
    Will Patton as Frank Hawkins
    Virginia Gardner as Vicky
    Haluk Bilginer as Dr. Ranbir Sartain

    Halloween (2018) Storyline

    Laurie Strode comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Salem's Lot (1979) VHS Movie Review

    The Analog Jones gang goes back to their old hometown of Salem's Lot, Maine to write a book and get attacked by a blue vampire! Polett Jasso, a Stephen King fanatic, joins us to tell everyone the difference between the movie and the mini-series.

    Salem's Lot the mini-series made its TV debut on November 17, 1979, on CBS. The original runtime was 187 minutes but was cut to 113 minutes for the movie we watched.

    Director: Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

    Writers: Stephen King (novel), Paul Monash (screenplay)

    Salem's Lot Cast

    David Soul as Ben Mears (Starsky and Hutch)
    James Mason as Richard K. Straker (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
    Lance Kerwin as Mark Petrie (Wonder Woman 1977)
    Bonnie Bedelia as Susan Norton (Die Hard)
    Lew Ayres as Jason Burke (All Quiet on the Western Front)

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    1 hr
  • Graveyard Shift (1990) VHS Movie Review

    Matt and Steve got new jobs! We are working at a rat-infested textile mill, and we are working the Graveyard Shift (1990). Graveyard Shift is our second movie in our Stephen King October!

    Graveyard Shift (1990) was released October 26, 1990, with a budget of $10 million and brought in $11.5 million in the box office.

    Director: Ralph S. Singleton (Producer of Clear and Present Danger, Listen here)

    Writers: Stephen King (short story), John Esposito (screenplay)

    Graveyard Shift 1990 Cast:

    David Andrews  (Listen to our Cherry 2000 review) as John Hall
    Kelly Wolf as Jane Wisconsky
    Stephen Macht as Warwick
    Andrew Divoff as Danson
    Vic Polizos as Brogan
    Brad Dourif as The Exterminator

    Come back next week and listen to our Salem's Lot: The Movie (1979) VHS Movie Review. We have a special guest to help us break it down!

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    51 min
  • Children of the Corn (1984) VHS Movie Review

    Are you ready for Stephen King month?! Matt and Steve are taking a trip to Nebraska to visit our new friend Isaac and review Children of the Corn (1984).

    Children of the Corn is rated R and was released into US theaters on March 9, 1984, on a budget of $800,000 (estimated).

    Director: Dritz Kiersch

    Writers: Stephen King (short story), George Goldsmith (screenplay)

    Children of the Corn Cast:

    Peter Horton as Burt
    Linda Hamilton as Vicky
    R.G. Armstrong as Diehl
    John Franklin as Isaac
    Courtney Gains as Malachai
    John Philbin as Amos
    Julie Maddalena as Rachel

    Children of the Corn Movies:

    Children of the Corn (1984)
    Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)
    Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
    Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
    Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)
    Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999)
    Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001)
    Children of the Corn (2001)
    Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)
    Children of the Corn: Runaway (2018)

    Children of the Corn Book

    Children of the Corn is a short story by Stephen King, first published in the March 1977 issue of Penthouse, and later collected in King's 1978 collection Night Shift. The story involves a couple's exploration of a strange town and their encounters with its denizens after their vacation is sidelined by a car accident. Several films have been adapted from the short story and it spawned a horror franchise beginning in 1984.

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    Buy the Children of the Corn 6-Film Collection

    The Predator (2018) Movie Review

    Matt and Steve also take some time to review The Predator (2018). Will they survive being hunted down by the angry fans?

    Director: Shane Black

    Writers: Fred Dekker and Shane Black (screenplay)
    Jim Thomas and John Thomas (based on characters created by)

    The Predator (2018) Cast

    Boyd Holbrook as Quinn McKenna
    Trevante Rhodes as Nebraska Williams
    Jacob Tremblay as Rory McKenna
    Deegan-Michael Key as Coyle
    Olivia Munn as Casey Bracket
    Sterling K. Brown as Traeger
    Alfie Allen as Lynch
    Augusto Aguilera as Nettles

    How does Shane Black's sequel The Predator (2018) hold up to the original Predator (1987), Predator 2 (1990) and Predators (2010)? According to the critics, not well at all. Do Matt and Steve agree? Listen to find out their likes and dislikes.

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    1 hr 7 min

About Analog Jones and the Temple of Film: VHS Podcast

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Listen as three men set out to find the treasure in the countless mounds of forgotten VHS tapes around flea markets, garage sales, basements, and closets. We are a VHS podcast that looks at VHS box…