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♐️ What's Your Sign? ♑️

🛏 Go to the Mattresses ❣️

Hey, Wanna Make $3,000 by Having Sex on a Bunch of Different Mattresses? via Men's Health.

Bring your own alcohol to drink on a flight during coronavirus: rules via Business Insider

Clorox wipes won't be fully stocked in stores until 2021 via CBS News

Also - introducing a new segment: Real or Fake Headlines

⚾️ Take Me Out to the Ballgame 🏀

Bill Murray brings in the MLB season with a 7th-inning stretch song from home.

Dr. Anthony Fauci's baseball card just became one of the best selling in Topps' history.

Falling meatball from sandwich causes college student to fail exam.

Target joins Walmart in ending Thanksgiving store shopping.

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😍 No Romance without Finance 💰

Send your digital screams to Iceland. What are the best tips for recording your frustration from home and playing it back on a remote area speaker.

Forget good looks and humor — 27% of millennials said they'd consider a partner's student-loan debt before dating them. - via Business Insider

Demi Moore blames another movie star for putting carpet in her bathroom.

This week's "Literal Worst" involves a petroleum procrastination we've all made.

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😎 Stepping Out in Style 🕶

One host spends $400 on summer sunglasses, the other won't spend more than $50... so how much is too much for you to fork over on a pair of shades?

     Click HERE for the answer - via MoneyTalksNews

As parents prepare for back-to-school, what exactly should they expect when classes resume this fall? via CNN

Now that quarantine has lifted in some parts of the country, is a good haircut worth a longer commute if your stylist relocates to a different salon?

- ALSO -

It's National French Fry Day - which fast-food restaurant has the best spuds?

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🎆 Independence Day 🧨

Robert and Norma reveal their favorite parts of July 4th (and it's not the fireworks)!

News to Know Stories Mentioned:

Fireworks Stands go live... but should they?

The Dixie Chicks change their name.

Hulu Pulls 'Golden Girls' Episode That Features Characters in Mud Masks Over Blackface Concerns

16 jobs where people make far more now than they would have 10 years ago

👔 Find A Way 🤔

Special Guest: Merril Hoge, former NFL player, and inspirational speaker share the motivational phrase that's helped him throughout his career, cancer, and COVID-19.

Robert and Norma detail the tactics they used to stay focused and atop their TV game.

Stories Mentioned:

Dolphin swims up boat, greets owner's dogs in viral video

Man gets entire park to sing Bon Jovi's 'Living on a Prayer'

🔗 Buy: Find a Way: Three Words That Changed My Life (Second Edition)

💇🏽‍♀️ Big Hair, Don't Care 💇🏻‍♂️

For the first time, our hosts discuss the feeling of watching their hair fall out, and why one chose to opt-in for hair restoration.

Special Guest: Jordan Sadoff, CEO, RESTORE Hair reveals the strange area women are trying to transplant hair.

Robert and Norma discuss why a man in a horse-drawn carriage was kicked out of a KFC drive-thru.

Netflix's Auto-Play feature and fried chicken land on this week's "The Literal Worst".

🎥 You've Got to Start Somewhere 😘

Why our hosts decided to pursue careers in TV news - including one's shortsighted misunderstanding.

Will viewers care about Looney Tunes giving up its guns?

In the "Voiceover of the Week": A Boston-area woman and her dog get caught in a sewer (WFXT).

Also the reason dryers and shopping carts land as this week's "Literal Worst".

🎙 Using Our TV Voices 🗣

Robert and Norma open up about how they met and why they decided to walk away from their respective TV careers.

Would either of them go back and report if a station asked for help today?

Both hosts also show off their "TV Voices" to read a story about a $300 overdue library book fine... and what does Robert think is "The Literal Worst"?