Columbus Was Not the First to Discover America! And Other Falsehoods from the Age of Exploration

Think again before giving Chris Columbus all the credit for “discovering” America! This myth-busting podcast aims to set straight the facts about globe-trotting explorers from the 15th-17th centuries making their first contact with distant lands.

In this episode, you’ll uncover why Erik the Red didn’t care about Vermont’s fall foliage, how Magellan’s crew brutally completed the first circumnavigation by ship, and why Shakespeare’s big spear-carrying brute Caliban actually came from the Caribbean...not Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Myth #1: Leif Erikson Discovered America Before Columbus

Every grade-schooler knows Christopher Columbus pioneered the Americas in 1492 forever changing global geography and migration. Yet claims remain popular that Norse Viking Leif Erikson beat Columbus by 500 years discovering North American shores around 1000 AD. Erikson’s clan even established the first European settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows village in Newfoundland Canada.

So doesn’t Erikson deserve props for making the first landfall? Maybe. But he didn’t stick around long enough to enable permanent colonization. And evidence suggests Erikson cared far more about tapping lumber resources than making history. After miners exhausted Greenland’s trees, Erikson followed migrating Inuit peoples pointing him westward where he pragmatically re-established lumber camps off Baffin Island and Newfoundland before returning home. No fanfare. No claim staking. Leif Erikson remains lost to obscurity for another 500 years. Yet the myth perpetuates each October for those arguing Columbus stole Erikson’s glory.

Myth #2: Ferdinand Magellan Circumnavigated the Globe

School texts extol Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan captaining the first oceangoing voyage to circle the entire planet after his armada departed Spain in 1519 bound for the Spice Islands. But Magellan never completed the global feat. After traversing treacherous Southern Storm seas en route to the Pacific, Magellan faced tribal warfare entering the Philippines where he died in battle before the first fleet reached home shores three years later with a paltry 18 crew out of the original 270 men.

So Magellan deserves modest credit for inaugurating global sea travel modes before perishing midway. The full round-the-world completion fell upon Basque navigator Juan Sebastian Elcano commandeered the expedition after Magellan’s death. Even then, four rival ships were lost crossing the Pacific with just Victoria limping back to claim victory for Spain...by which point its Indonesian spices had rotted away fruitlessly

Myth #3: Pocahontas Saved John Smith’s Life from Execution

Dramatic movie portrayals show Powhatan native princess Pocahontas throwing herself over colonist John Smith’s soon-to-be-bludgeoned head after he gets captured, stopping the brutal public execution just in time. Makes for great ro

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Cleopatra Was Not Stunningly Beautiful: And Other Ancient History Myths

Was Cleopatra really the world's most beautiful woman? Did Nero actually fiddle as Rome burned? Find out in this 4000-word humorous essay debunking the biggest myths from ancient history!

From biased Roman chroniclers to Hollywood films putting opulence before accuracy, ancient history comes riddled with misconceptions. We set the record straight on some of the biggest falsehoods still causing confusion from the Stone Age up to the Fall of Rome.

Myth #1: Cavemen All Lived Short, Brutish Lives

Thanks to cartoonish pop culture images of fur-clad hunter-gatherers perpetually on the brink of disaster, many envision prehistoric man's existence as not just nasty and brutish but extremely short too. Yet archeological evidence reveals Stone Age life expectancies rivaled 19th-century totals.

Examinations show relatively few injuries or debilitating conditions on ancient skeletons indicating survival rates statistically on par with recent rural laboring populations when factoring out infant mortality. So while scraping out survival posed challenges, lifespan length surprisingly did not for Neanderthals and Cro-Magnon ancestors mastering naturalistic living skills over generations. They hunted, built complex shelters, developed medicine, created artworks, and sustained their numbers effectively for nearly three million years before agrarianism upended humanity's longest-enduring lifestyle.

Myth #2: Roman Vomitoriums Enabled Overindulgence

When envisioning lavishly reclining patricians enjoying never-ending feasts, it seems logical they'd require on-demand vomitoriums enabling continuance from one meal directly into the next. Yet no dedicated barf halls existed in ancient Rome. Vomitoriums instead referred to entrance/exit passageways through multi-tiered coliseum seating radially spewing out spectators post-gladiator matches.

So while orgies of eating and drinking occurred among decadent Roman elites, tactical purging did not. Their continual indulgence eventually caused obesity, gout and death at young ages instead. Yet the misconception still nauseates history.

Myth #3: Spartans Threw Weak Babies Off Cliffs

Cinematic depictions show Sparta's warrior culture precipitously hurling sickly infants into the abyss to weed out physical inadequacy. But would the world's fiercest regimented fighting force really murder its own future manpower so wantonly?

In reality, evidence suggests a ceremonial Brazen Bull ritual where babies were symbolically placed upon a hilltop representing life’s hardness. Priests then issued verdicts on an infant’s likelihood of surviving harsh military upbringing. Strong babies remained in Sparta while priests recommended weak ones receive communal upbringing instead. So Sparta proved harsh, but never actually flung their future legions off terra firma.

Myth #4: Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned

When the Great Fire of 64 AD incinerated three-quarters of Rom

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