Ancient Slumber Podcast

ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF THE KINGS! As the planet descends into chaos thanks to a virus the chaps return to the podcasting world after a long hiatus to hopefully add some fun and frolics to your self isolation. As well as catching up on a few titles from the past few months the guys discuss who should play Freddy Krueger in a potential Elm Street reboot, their favourite Stephen King adaptations and just why the hell does Myron like found footage so much. As well as that they also review Mike Flanagan's Doctor Sleep, so hang on to your hats as it could get sweary.

After a lengthy break Chris returns to the mic with special guest Gore Blimey from the Trilogy of Terror podcast to discuss the latest movie in the Halloween franchise. Contains huge spoilers and a couple of probably unnecessary expletives.

After a spell away the chaps return to Camp Crystal Lake for part two of their Friday the 13th retrospective, looking at the much-maligned part five through to the equally maligned part eight, plus a review of Day of the Dead: Bloodline. Expect swearing and stupidity.

After a lengthy and unplanned hiatus the chaps return to the mic and catch up on what they've been watching for the past three months, give their top five releases of 2017 and discover that Myron cannot pronounce Udo Kier's name and Chris is not actually Aquaman. Contains some naughty words and possible spoilers.

On their two-year anniversary the chaps finally give in and tackle the daddy of all slasher franchises, Friday the 13th, with a look at the first four movies in the series. Expect spoilers, Myron pronouncing living actors as dead and a whole host of buffoonery.

The chaps venture into the backwoods of West Virginia (or somewhere that looks like it) as they go head-to-head with Three Finger and his clan with a look at the Wrong Turn franchise. Expect spoilers, bad language and much merriment as the thought of a hillbilly fertility ritual almost gets too much for Myron.

A celebration tinged with sadness as by the time the chaps got to the third part of their George A. Romero zombie retrospective the great man passed away, so as well as taking a look at the three most notable remakes of Romero's zombie movies Chris and Myron give a little tribute to the legendary filmmaker. Expect the usual bumflufferies such as spoilers, harsh language and an unfortunate audio issue that makes the chaps stutter.

Part two of the George A. Romero ...Dead retrospective sees the chaps dissect the less popular second trilogy of zombie gut-munchers from the legendary director, namely Land of the Dead, Diary of the Dead and Survival of the Dead. Expect spoilers, Myron's silly voice and the usual tomfoolery.

After a short break the chaps return with the first of three shows dedicated to the zombie movies of George A. Romero, with this one looking at his original groundbreaking trilogy of Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead. Expect spoilers, swearing and the usual gibberish.

The chaps are joined by Trilogy of Terror Podcast host Gore Blimey as they dissect and discuss the controversial Human Centipede trilogy of movies. Expect spoilers, bad language and a rather large dollop of innuendo.