Back with the best podcast you heard today and more importantly, back from vacation! Time for the play by play of the recent travels of the Quaranteam. First up, Lume aka Mr. Retired gets *gasps* “flew’d out”?!?!? Kristen WAS confident that his trip would lead to the MJ comeback end of retirement announcement… but let’s just say the assignment may have been misunderstood. This might be the most classic comedy of errors story time yet. Sidebar, is the vacation actually good if you find yourself with ample time to swipe right?

Then, the famed "Mexico wedding” has finally occurred, and here we go the CEO brought all the chaos back from paradise (19:00). Though some may be disappointed in Kristen leaving all potential wedding dates at home, ultimately the choice to solo dolo this trip paid off for the content in both sexy and utterly tragic (read: hilarious) ways. We all love some good hydration this time of year! Lastly, after some consideration, the shot of the week goes out to the newlyweds!!!

QQH (41:54): A debate of wired vs Bluetooth headphones leads into wondering how much TikTok is messing with the music industry. Next let’s delve into the world of sports, Quarantings style. Is Jalen Ramsey a legend for using Instagram to get in the heads of his opponents by sliding in their S/O's DMs? Then, a (alleged) story about how Stefon Diggs attempted to commit the "double dip" on Valentine's Day! Lastly, Kristen finally gives her review of HBO Max's "Sex in the City" reboot.