The two Pantsmen never want to poop again.

The two Pantsmen talk about dam-building, dried fruit, personality traits, the ego, and, of course, their top ten picks for best album of all time.

The two pantsmen, accompanied by special guest star Grant, discuss Hubie Halloween mere moments after finishing it, but end up discussing other stuff for way longer.

In this super-special episode of And Pants, the two Pantsmen are stuck in a line at the Split-Zone and have to make conversation in order to get closer to their destiny.

The two Pantsmen discuss the dinosaur episode of Psych, hillside car issues, and maybe even, dare I say it, sand-penises? Watch as these two comedic geniuses stroke their ego in the description of an episode that is, dare I say it, pretty good?

On this special literary episode, the two Pantsmen accompanied by accomplished professor Dr. Chesnut discuss Franz Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" a bit too earnestly. Along the way, they also discuss a carrot-spinach blend known solely as "The Kafka Wrap" and, dare I say, they even touch on Faulkner for a bit.

The two Pantsmen rank 10 unrelated films based off of no criteria whatsoever, explore the various ways to converse with oneself, and discuss celebrities they'd feel comfortable with in a room alone.

The two Pantsmen discusses the philosophy behind Haim's "3 AM," the "proper" usage of air quotes, and why Charlie Kaufman's "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" is too long.

The two hosts talk for way too long about nothing much at all, though they occasionally make light conversation that's actually listenable. Occasionally. Bear with us with the audio, the next one will sound much better, GUARANTEED.