How many Taylor Swift references is too many? Well thankfully Colum packaged them all into a 90 second prepared statement - at least as far as I can tell.

It's the end of week two as we know it, and we talk it through with 100% accuracy.

The guys dust off their reflection caps, and talk you through each and every game from week one. Tom mentions Eric Clapton, Brad starts strong with a rant for the ages, and we invent something worse than the dreaded 'burn the tape game'.

We finally have football to discuss! Or at least the prospect of football. The gang talk about the tight end injury crisis, week 1 feelings and Brad's daughter makes a surprised appearance.

It's our bumper episode, and it came at a great time. This week we discuss the latest trade and extension rumors among other breaking news, before running team by team and setting our betting lines for their seasonal record while using Colum's definitely not stolen hotseat metric for their head staff.

As usual the guys butcher names, opinions and references as they hunt for something other than largely meaningless pre-season football to talk about.

The guys run down the notable takeaways (or lack thereof) from the first full slate of preseason football, and then digress into nonsense at a rapid rate.

The guys avoid discussing the only game that had been played at that point, make various libelous statements and then give you the most succinct and accurate run down of the NFL top 100 you're ever likely to hear.

Thank you for being so patient - our technology induced summer break is now over, and we're back in full swing. Come for the libel, stay for the contract breakdowns.

What better than a feud? A feud that has lasted a decade or more. Brad delves deep into the history of the 'we had a deal' trade, as well as a recap of the news of the week.