and they were roommates

What’s up listeners!!! It’s your fav divas back at it again. On this week’s episode, the girls dabble with ASMR, content creation, and dating app life hacks. This episode is brought to you by the one and only, Taco Bell.

Stay liberal, stay hot

xoxo

Abbey and Paige

I'm going to be honest, not a clue what we talked about, but only because I'm half a bottle of wine and one caramel espresso martini deep. Please accept our public apology. More to come next week.

xoxox

your fav broads

Hello fellow degenerates, long time no see. This week the girls discuss being in the pit, puking and pissing at school, and flirting with lead singers. We'd like to thank our lord and savior, Mr. Taco Bell himself for reviving our lost souls after a night of getting white girl wasted on a school bus. xoxo poopoo and doodoo :)

well well well folks, the girls get drunk this week with their first ever guest and dear friend, Terry. Apologies in advance if some parts make zero sense, as much had to be edited out since the girls don't have filters. Enjoy :) or don't idc

This week, Paige tells us about her wild night out and why alcohol is good for you. Abbey tried an experiment and is actually the stupidest girl in school. Sorry you haven't heard from us in weeks. We were praising Jesus our lord and savior for Easter.

xoxo,

Your favorite roommates

This week the girls are accompanied by special guest, Katie Gregson-MacLeod. We offer very scientific medical advice and unpack the reasons Abbey can’t score a husband. For the love of god, please protect yourself from the invasion of yeast. HOORAHRAH.

Xoxo,

Your favorite WLLs

Please tune into minute 42 for Paige’s public apology. The shit list is pretty long these days. Hot dog or walk?

Stay tuned

In this week's episode the girls figure out how to use their mics properly, recap their 7th Shamrock Shuffle, discuss the Children Left Behind, and explain why you should immediately change your drawers after using the public city bus.

Just a reminder that even if your triglycerides are high, you are still OPTIMAL. Gym geriatrics are weird, Paige survived another year (barely), and I had a really deep therapy session.

Xoxo,

Abbey & Paige

In this week’s episode, we talk about the challenges of being women in STEM, how global warming is causing the rise of tsunamis at an alarming rate, and the study of genetics.

Please Venmo us so we can afford a camcorder @Abbey-Flunker and @Paige-Pepper-1