Andale Pues

Andale Pues

By Hosted by Rose and JezComedy
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Andale Pues episodes

  • Our Señora Era Is Getting TOO Real 😭 | Marriage, Motherhood & Chisme
    This week we’re talking about the stage of motherhood where you absolutely love your kids… but also need everybody to get off of you, stop asking for snacks and give you five minutes of peace. 😭 We get into the mental load of being a mom, learning to ask for help, marriage, feeling appreciated by your partner and why intimacy starts wayyyy before you ever make it to the bedroom.
    Then somehow we end up talking about getting older, perimenopause, our bodies changing and the realization that this whole “señora era” we’ve been joking about is starting to feel a little too real. 😂
    AND THEN… the chisme starts. 👀 We finally talk about some of the salon drama, the infamous sign situation and one very weird experience that still has us wondering WTF actually happened.
    Basically, this episode is all over the place in the best way. 😂 Just two friends talking about motherhood, marriage, getting older, life and all the random shit that happens in between.
    And apparently we were just getting warmed up because next week… we’re getting into blended families, co-parenting and baby mama drama. 🫣
    Ándale pues… press play. 🎙️
    58 min
  • Season 3 - Ep. 1 Last year brought us both to our knees, Lets talk about it!
    Your favorite comadres are back on their bullshit. Last year was bad for the both of us porque a las dos nos estaba llevando la chingada. We will be discussing divorce and everything in between. We missed yall and we hope to bring back this season with a bang! This year we are having no filter and we are letting all out in the open! So grab your cafecito and get ready for a lot of fun conversations. As always if you have anything you'd like us to discuss, don't forget to dm us. Here's to Season 3!
    1 hr 3 min
  • S2 EP 5: Triggered, Tired & Telling the Truth
    Oye… ever just need to desahogarte before you snap? In this episode, we are coming in hot with a full-on vent session — and no se aguantaron nada. From chaotic school award ceremonies, moms showing up in corsets and stilettos, to TikTok chisme, influencer backlash, and even a nasty little toe fungus story… girl, it’s a ride.
    They keep it 100 about the exhaustion of being a mom in May (aka graduation, field day, assemblies, todo al mismo tiempo), how cancel culture isn’t as scary anymore, and what it really takes to show up online and stay authentic. Plus, a heartfelt reflection on the tragic loss of a little boy in the influencer world — and why even internet love is still real love.
    If you’ve ever been overstimulated, judged for your parenting, or caught yourself thinking “¡Estoy harta!” — this episode will have you nodding, laughing, and maybe even crying a little.
    🎧 Dale play, amiga. You’re not alone in this chaos.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 24 - Celebrity drama, Cringy TikTok posts & so much more!
    In this episode we dive deep into the Diddy drama, court proceedings, and all the unimaginable things that have been exposed in court. We also dig into the James Charles and the Kayla Malecc story. We also have a serious question, why do people record themselves crying... we would like to know. Like what possesses you do so. You will love to stay and watch what our thoughts are. There is also a mom going viral on TikTok for confronting the daughters bully, after nothing was being done in respect to that. Let us know what you think and feel about everything we discuss and don't be scared to be raw. We will definitely be on the lookout for your response, Thank you for watching...
    1 hr 4 min
  • Season 2 Ep 3 - "it's not home wrecking if I'm an upgrade, baby that's home improvement".
    Man we were on one today!!! We went from mad and annoyed at women who boast about taking someone's husband, to emotional about what it's like raising girls, to mad and annoyed again at people asking dumb questions on the internet, to losing it over drivers not paying attention! 😂 So grab your preworkout & take us with you to the gym, or sit & hangout while you have your morning coffee, la comadreada estubo buena ahora!
    56 min
  • Season 2 Ep 2 - What does it mean to be a friend? To say something or not to say something
    Friends what would you do if you had a friend that acts a total fool & wets her pants when ya'll go out?? If it's teenagers or super early 20's, we can understand. Anything older than that, absolutely not! This week we're diving into what it means to be a good friend, how can you be a good friend & why it's so HARD to make friends as an adult!! Jez shares a traumatic event that happened over the last several weeks & how Rose supported her through it. We went from hilarious laughing, to really deep traumatic event to laughing our asses off. Grab your cafecito & cuddle up because this episode is so fun! Let us know what you think!
    49 min
  • S2 EP 1 - Season 2 Premiere!!! We're baaaaack, with a bang! Literally, let's talk about keeping it spicy in a relationship!
    Comadres when we say we have missed YALL, we are NOT exaggerating. For the past 7 months, we've talked about "when are we coming back, when can we come back" & we are finally able to make it happen. We wanted to give ya'll a super fun episode where we really give you a glimpse of who we are & how much we're really putting into this thing. This week we went in on talking about relationships & how to keep it spicy in the bedroom. More specifically how can we stay out of the roommate phase in our marriages. Listen we're not perfect but it's 2025 & I think we have all the resources available to be able to stay connected in our marriages.........as long as we're willing to put in the work anyway. Let us know what you think & help us share, share, share!!!! We love ya'll, 2025 we're coming for you! Andale Pues, bye!
    56 min
  • EP 19 - "Behind The Chair" - NSFW Juicy Confessionals
    This week we are getting INTO it with all the juicy confessionals from behind Rose's salon chair! We've got a couple of cheating scandals, bi-sexuality (or is it), Jezabel freaking out over what seemed to be a "that's her" comment & ya'll we laugh & laugh & laugh in this episode! We also touch on some Christian Nodal lyrics, Pegging & what it means LMAO. It is one of our new favorites, for sure!! So get your headphones on because this one is NSFW!!!
    58 min
  • EP 18 - Surviving Inflation, Strange Addiction + addressing haters!!
    Good morning comadres & thank you for joining us for episode 18! In this episode we continue our discussion regarding inflation! We laugh really hard but also pose some very important questions that we need people who are smarter than us to answer! We touch a little of everything today, religion, cost of streaming services, relationship with God + we address the haters! Grab your cafecito & come hang out with us for a fun-filled & informative episode!
    43 min
  • EP 17 - Tipping Culture, MLM's, Processing fees, it's Out-of-Control!!
    Buenos dias comadres & so glad you're here for episode 17 of your new favorite latina podcast! This week we went TF off honestly. Why is life so expensive? Why is everyone asking to be tipped for doing their job? Why are businesses charging us to use our preferred method of payment! Why do MLM's use such gross tactics? Nombre, ya estamos cansadas y aqui nos desahogamos! Ojala ya'll enjoy this episode & we KNOW you will have lots of thoughts on this so leave them down below!!!!
    58 min

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Two comadres openly discussing🗣️all the things everyone wants to say but dont!🎙️