Android and the Tree

To celebrate half of a year's worth of Podcast, Abi and Noah make a poor choice and hope that it works out for the better

Abi and Noah discuss the logistics of the X-Men Rogue's childhood, create a new game show with wolves, and generate wedding hashtags.

#MendelyMendel2069

In this episode of Android and the Tree, Noah and Abi discuss the definition of kinky, what an "engine" is, and what it means to be a Selectman

Abi and Noah talk about Katy Perry's E.T and the E.T. game and also actual E.Ts. They also do a very dramatic reading of a Shakespearean adaptation they wrote.

Abi and Noah complain about lots of things this episode, including 10th grade, the Bachelor, and Bugaboo Creek.

Abi and Noah experience a power outage, solve the Roanoke disappearance, and create a ratings scale for bad movies.

Abi and Noah talk about their musical ideas, Abi reveals that she is actually Bucky Barnes, and Abi and Noah (who are a vampire and werewolf respectively) get into a fight.

Abi and Noah make up Yu-Gi-Oh cards, discuss an assassin who kills professors who touch manila folders, and learn about Thor lesbianism.

Abi and Noah pretty much just straight up talk about Infinity War for an hour. There are lots of spoilers. You have been warned.

Also: the audio gets weird halfway through and I don't know how to fix it but no one listens to this so who cares

A cunning linguist and a master debater talk about Noah's plans for a throne room and Abi's dark past as a Superwholock fan.