Andy and Scott. Not Controversial

For their Christmas Special, Andy and Scott find themselves in the majestic—and slightly foreboding—Glencoe. Within that dramatic landscape, they tackle the season's big questions: the origins of our Christmas traditions and, much more importantly, the undeniable merits of wrapping bacon around a small sausage. It’s a festive special only they could deliver.

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Andy treated Scott to a day he won’t forget at The Mound, in this favourite of our valued listeners, a classic plane spotting location near Prestwick Airport. For once, Scott is genuinely excited about something other than himself, while Andy shares his extensive expertise on not knowing very much about aviation. Join the boys as they find a way to get completely random, all without ever really leaving the topic of planes

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This week, it's the much requested repeat of the when the boys eventually stumbled into Chatelherault Country Park, though certainly not thanks to Scott and his unique understanding of how road signs and sat navs actually work. It also did not help that Andy kept pointing in a certain direction, only to be completely ignored.Once they finally arrived, they learned a few proper facts about the park, and Andy took the opportunity to remind everyone that, every week, you are all sitting beside greatness. Whether that’s true or not is up for debate. As always, expect the usual random tangents and humble brilliance you love.So come along for the ride, or at least what was left of it after the navigational chaos.


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Join us as we revisit an outing where our Scottish explorers boldly ventured a whole five minutes further than usual, landing themselves in the Campsie Hills where they accidentally uncovered more history than they bargained for. Armed with questionable expertise and unwavering confidence, they attempted to piece together the past while mostly just admiring the scenery. If you’ve ever wanted a casually informative ramble that’s equal parts curiosity and confusion, this remains the closest thing we’ve got to an educational outing. Consider it a history lesson, minus the pressure to actually learn anything.

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Relive the legendary quest where our intrepid explorers embarked on their boldest mission: getting coffee. Spoiler: they failed. You can blame car parks, fate, and the universe’s cruel sense of humour for this masterclass in "daring-don't" at Mugdock Park. If you're after heroic tales of triumph, this might still be the one for you—honest! So settle in and enjoy this fan-favourite tale of the noble struggle against everyday life, complete with bonus complaining.

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Back by popular demand! Andy and Scott's legendary trip to Moffat returns for an ENCORE. Relive the hilarious tales of daring "don't" and the "maybe, kind of factual" history of that rainy Scottish town you loved the first time around.

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It’s our Season 2 finale!
For this special 20th episode, our boys head east to the beautiful Portobello. Do they mark the occasion with a flawlessly researched, deeply insightful historical tour?Well… let’s just say their fact-checking technique remains distinctly flexible. Will they weave a rich tapestry of local lore, or will you just hear the gentle sound of a Wikipedia page being read aloud? There’s only one way to find out.Join us for one last dose of seaside charm, questionable expertise, and the heartfelt chaos that’s made this season so much fun. Thanks for listening!


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After Bannockburn, our boys set their sights on Stirling Castle… and decided the best view was from the car park.Between the admission cost and a sudden, deep appreciation for external architecture, they concluded that the real history was outside all along. So they did what they do best: they improvised.Join them for a budget-friendly tour of Stirling’s finest views, a mandatory visit to the gift shop, and a conversation that somehow stumbles into being genuinely interesting. Maybe.It’s another chapter in their ongoing series: “Appreciating Scotland’s Heritage… From A Distance.”

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This week's episode begins with a dramatic pre-battle: Scott, locked in a heroic struggle with his coat zip, desperately trying to free his car keys. It sets the tone beautifully for what follows.Once we finally get into the car, our historians-in-training take on a famous Scottish battle. Armed with good intentions and patchy research, they attempt to pay proper respect to a pivotal moment in history.The result? Let's call it a... creative interpretation of events. Between the factual fumbles and respectful stumbles, it's a history lesson like no other.If you like your storytelling full of heart, humour, and very modern struggles, you’re in the right place.

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This week, our daring duo bring their unique brand of cultural tourism to Johnstone town centre.
Fresh from a truly satisfactory weekly coffee, they set up their mobile broadcasting unit (the van) right outside the library, ready to drink in the local history.And by "drink in," we of course mean "sit in the van while the rain hammers down."Scott, for once, was more than happy to let Andy's professional driving do the talking, which mostly involved not moving and complaining about the weather. Expect the usual deep dive into Johnstone's past, a review of their caffeine intake, and the soothing sounds of yet another Scottish downpour.It’s another high-stakes, low-dryness adventure.

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