Greetings, Earthlings! This week we're channeling our spirit guides in search of cosmic enlightenment... just kidding, we're here to talk about aliens and stuff! "Space Brothers", or Nordic Aliens to be exact. Thats right, bucko, we're spilling the (not-so secret) beans on an advanced race of extraterrestrials whose motto is simple: PEACE AND LOVE.

Since the 1950s, reports of beautiful long-haired humanoids making contact with earth folk have puzzled ufologists across the globe. Though they strongly resemble Scandinavians, the aptly named Nordic aliens are thought to hail from the Pleiades star cluster. For decades the Nordic aliens have acted as galactic babysitters, intervening in human affairs to prevent atomic war and annihilation - even inspiring new age religions in which believers claim to channel Pleiadian spirit guides.

These ain't your grandpappy's space invaders! These aliens have feelings, and they're giving out free hugs!

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