Somewhere in southeastern Massachusetts, there’s a stretch of land where strange things happen. Ghosts guard ancient swamps, cryptids stalk the forests and skies, and the local history is marred by satanic murders.

This Halloween, we venture into the Bridgewater Triangle — uncovering the bloody echoes of King Philip’s War, the trickster "Pukwudgies", and supposed satanic killings that rocked the small communities trapped inside the triangle's vertices.

Is it cursed land… or just bad real estate? 

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What lies beneath?

Turns out, there’s a lot going on under our feet—and it’s not just Mole People (yes, we are allies). This week we dig into conspiracy theories about secret subterranean government cities, take a stroll through Seattle’s buried undergrounds, and tour Beijing’s Cold War bunker city. It’s partially history, partially mystery... and part “should we be worried about what’s down there?” Ready your shovels and dive in!

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Grab your bayonets and ghost-hunting gear — this week, Jeremy drags Moe deep into the haunted heart of Civil War history, spotlighting the blood-soaked battlefields of Shiloh and Antietam, where the ghosts don’t rest easy (and neither does Jeremy, once he starts yappin').

Moe fires back with a truly disturbing detour into Civil War-era STD outbreaks — because nothing says “eternal torment” like ghost crabs. History, hauntings, and horrifying rashes — this one’s got it all.

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Last we met, mysterious drones had everyone seeing UFOs! This time, we’re talking real UAP disclosure. In 2023, the House Oversight subcommittee grilled the government on what they actually know, and the answers were... murky.

Between whistleblowers dropping “non-human biologics,” the Pentagon playing coy, and Congress demanding transparency, are we on the brink of UFO truth—or just another wild goose chase? Grab your tinfoil hat—it’s about to get weird!

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In the winter of 2024, the skies over New Jersey turned into a scene straight out of a sci-fi thriller—mysterious drones, blinking lights, and absolutely zero good explanations. Were they spies? Aliens? A rogue Amazon Prime experiment gone horribly wrong? The FBI, Homeland Security, and even the White House got involved, only to later tell us, “Don’t worry, it’s fine”—which, of course, made everyone worry more.

Join us as we unravel the great Garden State Drone Panic, indulge in conspiracy theories, and try to figure out why New Jersey can’t just have normal winters.

Stay tuned for next week's release when we continue this airborne 2-parter with a full rundown of the recent congressional hearings on UAP (UFOs, flying saucers, wicked fast mystery planes) and all the wild things our government has been hiding from us regarding alien contact!

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So you've rubbed a mysterious lamp and unleashed an ancient trickster demon. It happens to the best of us! Allow us to guide you through this paranormal predicament. Stick with us as we chronicle the origins of "genies", and present the proper way of dealing with these dastardly demons!

Where do Jinn come from? Why do they grant wishes? And how the heck did they turn into comical, blue buffoons? A word of advice: be careful what you wish for... because you might just get it.

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Happy Holidays! To celebrate, we're giving you a gift that keeps on giving, whether you like it or not. While a tad out of character from our usual content, this cackle-filled reading of one of the internets most notorious "fan fictions" should delight all fans of the pod!

If you were an emo tween in the 2000s with a love for the Harry Potter series, you've likely heard of this notorious fanfic. Written by a (seemingly partially-literate) teenage author, "My Immortal" borrows all of your favorite characters from the 'Potterverse' and transforms them into gothic teenage outcasts. The singular original character in this piece, Ebony Dementia Raven Way, is the quintessential goth/emo/scene girl who serves as an obvious avatar for the angsty author. She's a vampire witch-in-training whose love of early 2000s emo-rock is nearly as great as her love for a certain troubled Slytherin student.

When Ebony's romance with fellow Hogwarts alum Draco Malfoy is challenged by an old flame, all hell breaks loose at the wizarding school. A familiar classmate nicknamed "Vampire" (formerly known as Harry Potter) enters Ebony's life and inadvertently sends her down a path of heartbreak and dark arts. Chaos only amplifies when the Dark Lord Voldemort tasks young Ebony with an impossible demand... MURDER!

Can our protagonist navigate a minefield of furious professors perverted suitors, or will the forces of evil - and unreadable prose - conquer all?

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After a horrifying election season, we invite you to join us as we distract ourselves with horrors that dwell far beyond the halls of power! 

The Appalachian Mountains are some of the oldest mountains on Earth. For centuries they have enchanted all those who have settled in the shadow of their towering peaks. Native Americans and European settlers alike had found profound beauty in the region we call "APPALACHIA".

Alongside the natural splendor, a mysterious energy also inhabits the vast forests and abandoned mines. The locals have known it by many names: ghosts, faeries, monsters, etc. To cope with the seemingly haunted world around them, the mountain folk developed a set of rules for survival. Some of these superstitions include:

- Never whistle at night.

- If a familiar voice calls to you in the woods, do NOT answer it.

- When visiting a home, always exit through the door you entered.

What is it about Appalachia that has inspired so many legends and superstitions? Join us as we examine the history and culture of this paranormal hotspot!

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Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice... that's a "posthumous execution"!

We're back with yet another bizarre history lesson. This episode covers a grim ritual practiced by our twisted forefathers. In previous episodes we've discussed public executions - a disturbing tradition that combined capital punishment with live entertainment. For centuries, executions were performed before captivated crowds to remind the masses that crime never pays. But what if one execution wasn't enough?  

Join us as we investigate the gruesome history of posthumous executions and the poor souls who were unlucky enough to die twice!

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Where my witches at??

We're back with another bizarre history lesson. This episode covers a broad topic that we will undoubtedly return to in the future - WITCHCRAFT! It ain't all broomsticks and cauldrons, ya know.

Join us as we discuss the underrated weirdness of Scandinavian witchcraft, then explore the long and treacherous road that lead to the bloody witch trails of post-medieval Europe! Grab your pitchforks and torture manuals, its gonna be a bumpy ride... 

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