🧌We've all been there.🧌

You spend a night out with friends, hanging out in the dark forest, crashing an ogre party and making dog friends. The only problem? You were out past curfew. Oh, and you came in through the chimney and absolutely trashed your parents' house.

😈 The Creature: Jud

The personification (or horse-onification) of evil who wants to talk to you about your drinking.

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"An Easy Dream" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Slow Strutt" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Wilem's Discontent" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Myrian" by Blue Dot Sessions

🦌Oh, deer.🦌

No, really, the love of your life might just be a deer...or, well, a human in the form of a deer. Just ask your two cousins who are also your best friends and your literal dogs. They'll lead you right to her. This is the story of Oisín in Tir na nÓg from Irish folklore.

😈 The Creature: Chaneque

A little shriveled man with the face of a baby who might eat your brain and/or soul

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"Farro" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Glenlea" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Lerma Rojo" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Our Minds Following" by Blue Dot Sessions

👹Something is lurking in the forest temple👹

While the country outside is rocked by the changes in the world, a village grapples with the idea that a monster of a land that's nearly gone still lurks in their midst.

😈 The Creature: Boraro

Watch out or he'll turn you into a human Capri-Sun

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"An Unknown Visitor" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Late Night Reading" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Minesterio" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Sonatina" by Blue Dot Sessions

🧙‍♂️So you've decided to steal from a witch or wizard🧙‍♀️

Are you sure about that? If you are, you might want to think about what you're going to do more than the characters in today's stories from Scotland and Norway. Especially if, like them, you end up stealing way more than you bargained for. 

😈 The Creature: ewaipanoma

The headless friends of all the children in South America. No you can't see them. Why would you even ask. Oh, you didn't? Well, you still can't see them.

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"DeeDee Jackdaw" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Dorica Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Marble Chase" by Blue Dot Sessions

"ShadowPlay" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tenaway" by Blue Dot Sessions

🔥All the Viking warriors' hearts burn with love for Nítíða🔥

And also the rest of them is on fire as well because that's what happens when you try to kidnap a maiden-king.

😈 The Creatures: Henkie

The henkie is dancing with itself. When it's not watching you sleep, that is.

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🎵 Music Credits

"A Certain Lightness" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Blue Straggler" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Dolomite" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Obelisk Stands Silent" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Quarry Callis" by Blue Dot Sessions

⚰️It's Halloween⚰️

What do you do when death comes for you? Well, the characters in today's stories have a lot of ideas, and they're surprisingly successful. The problem? Death works on a much, much longer timeline.

😈 The Creatures: Bulgasari

Why you don't feed your rice monster metal needles. Unlike most pets, it will be fine. You'll be in trouble, though.

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"Dream Abridged" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Gadabasa" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Noen Prasat" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Burnishing" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Vellum Interlude" by Blue Dot Sessions

🪉Ivan fights wizards and monsters and Baba Yaga with a music streaming subscription🪉

What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.

😈 **The Creature: Garm

Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.

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"Flagstone Abbey" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Kid Kodi" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Cirrocumulous" by Chad Crouch

"Thimble Rider Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Spring" by Chad Crouch

"Hermit" by Chad Crouch

🐻Ourson is a Beary Good Guy🐻

Sorry, I couldn't resist, but he is actually a good guy. He isn't a bear though. He just looks like one to people who have probably never seen a bear, because he's kind of just a very hairy kid. He's like that because his mom kicked a toad that wasn't a toad and the toad cursed him. Don't worry, it'll make sense (mostly).

😈 The Creatures: Ga-Gorib

A monster who does bad by tempting people into murdering...themselves?

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"Furano Line" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Godmother's Visit" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Lady Marie" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Rumoi Line" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Rumoi Night" by Blue Dot Sessions

🛡️This Guy?🛡️

This guy is Guy of Warwick, and he's your guy. But only if you need someone to be the best guy in the world at fighting and killing. It's just too bad Guy hates being that guy.

😈 The Creature: Freybug and the Barguest

Two black dogs who might give you wounds that will never heal, or maybe just stand there awkwardly until you leave.

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"Vessel Five" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Junca" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Brek PKL" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Bask VX" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Dawn in Vennik" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Third in Line" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Walking Shoes" by Blue Dot Sessions

🪲They're not so different🪲

One is the king of the world, and the other is a beetle. One wants to fight God, the other wants to wear golden horse shoes. When it comes to being completely arrogant and insufferable, though, they have more in common than you might think. It's two fairy tales of pride and power from Danish writer Hans Christian Andersen.

😈 The Creature: The Elle-folk

They're NOT elves. They just look and act like them and have a very similar name but if you say they're elves hope you enjoy your VERY sick cow.

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"Sal's Place" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tropicazia" by Blue Dot Sessions