Myths and Legends

🍺Meet Cambrinus, things aren't going so well for him🍺He's a peasant kid with a job that's going nowhere, a crush who doesn't love him back, and no one takes him seriously when he absolutely knocks it out of the park playing the viola. If only he knew he was destined to be legendary King of Beer.

😈 The Creature: The Cocoa
A two-foot-long sparkling cat sounds like a lot of fun. Until it's very much not.

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🎵 Music Credits

"Elmore Heights" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Furthering" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Country Butter" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Deacon Jeanie" by Blue Dot Sessions

🤑 The Monkey King and friends are making money and staying in fancy hotels🤑What is this that you heard about them being monks? What? No. That's ridiculous. They don't know why you thought that. So weird. They are horse traders who trade horses while they pass through this city that murders monks. Wait NO DON'T TOUCH THEIR HATS.

😈 The Creature: The Cinnamologus

We meet the cinnamon bird, because who doesn't love their cinnamon sticks covered in bird poop and lead? 

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🎵 Music Credits

"Awaiting an Arrival" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Soda Baron" by Blue Dot Sessions

⚔️The plight of the Viking celebrity poet⚔️Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and none of what you actually say matters all that much...as long as you're famous.

😈 The creature: the cicada

It's not a creature at all. Just a normal bug...or maybe that's what Zeus wants you to think?

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🎵 Music Credits

"An Unknown Visitor" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Black Ballots" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Heath" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Quiet Sill" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Broken Rock Lament" by Blue Dot Sessions

🐸Love means never having to say I'm sorry (I poisoned you)"🐸...or something like that. This Valentine's Day there are three love stories from Japan. On the first, a man moves on after becoming a widower (kind of), on the second, two frogs fall out of love...with a place, and on the third, the whole world is in love with a geisha.

😈 The Creature: Maikubi (舞首)

Three heads that don't so much as dance as they do bite each other and sink ships.

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📖 Sources

Story 1: https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.3998/mpub.18748.20

Story 2: https://www.japanpowered.com/folklore-and-urban-legends/two-frogs-japanese-folktale

Story 3: https://www.worldoftales.com/Asian_folktales/Japanese_folktale_63.html#gsc.tab=0

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🎵 Music Credits

"Then Disappeared to the Ground" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Bogs Reverie" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Jat Poure" by Blue Dot Sessions

🐀It's Race Day🐀Today, we tell the story of how the animals in the Chinese Zodiac got their years: a race that's terrible for all involved.

😈 The Creature: Nian

Why you want to dress in red to avoid long, unpleasant runs on New Year's Day, though any run in January or February (or in general) is unpleasant.

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🎵 Music Credits

"Hrse Hrse" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Sermon" by Blue Dot Sessions

👸 Our princess is in another castle! 👸Two stories from Ireland where it's unclear who the villain is...and how it might just be among the people we least suspect.

😈 The creature: le cheval Bayard

A horse who just wants to make you feel bad about your riding ability...and also destroy your marriage.

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🎵 Music Credits

"Intrinsic Pace" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Gene's Waltz" by Blue Dot Sessions

🎉At a bad New Year's party?🎉It has to be better than little Joe and Baptiste's New Years, in the frigid Canadian wilderness. But they're going to change that. By making a deal with the devil.

😈 The creature: The Yale

The Yale, or the Centicore, is a super goat who's super famous despite not deserving it at all.

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"Homin Brer" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Golden Grass" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Bedroll" by Blue Dot Sessions

🌲Trolls, zombies, and evil housecats🌲It must be Christmas in the Nordic countries. Today, a young officer is stuck in the city after being in a brief coma. At least there are some tales to keep him company.

😈 The Creature: Frau Gauden

The creature this week wants to give you that dog you wanted for the holidays. The catch is that it can never leave. Also, it will attack you.

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🐵Monkey and Co. are really hoping this city is different🐵I mean, it has to be, right? Not every city can be full of monsters...can it? We're back in the Journey to the West with Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.

😈 The Creature: Cacus

A half spider man that does whatever a spider can. Providing spiders breath file, steal cattle, and get killed by Hercules

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💀Hades is taking the long way home💀After dropping Persephone off in the world of the humans, Hades makes the long walk back down to his palace at the heart of his realms, giving us a tour of the greek underworld and all the things that creep within.

😈 The Creature: Bwca

An elf-like creature that does not like bowls of pee.

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📖 Sources

Metamorphoses: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/21765/21765-h/21765-h.htm

Hesiod's works: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/348

The Library of Apollodorus: https://www.theoi.com/Text/Apollodorus1.html

The Extant Odes of Pindar: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10717

The Iliad: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/6130

The Odyssey: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1727

The Greek Myths: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/310786/the-greek-myths-by-robert-graves/

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🎵 Music Credits

"Contemps" by Blue Dot Sessions