This week, Alan and Texas Tim dive into a rollercoaster of rants and real talk:

📞 The crazy lady calls in – wait until you hear what she has to say.

👩 Are mothers actually good wives? Alan’s not holding back.

🌍 Putin and Trump meet… but no Zelensky? Will the two world leaders blow up at each other?

🏕️ California’s homeless population – why do they seem happier than the taxpayers?

🌴 San Diego spotlight – golf, tennis, and living the “happy & healthy” life.

🍽️ Restaurant disasters – from rude service to crappy food, Alan’s got stories.

Get ready for sharp takes, laughs, and a few “did he really just say that?” moments.

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Episode Recap:
0:00- Are moms working too hard?
4:00 Alan took a trip to LA
4:30 The minimum wage is $30 per hour? Is this true?
7:00 Trump's meeting coming up
12:00 California, Tax rates and the homeless seem pretty happy
14:50 The Valet Story, Excuse me it's $7.00
18:00 Trump lowering the cost of medication

Alan shares his daughter accidentally donating his $3,000 burial suite. He tackles the Coldplay concert cheating story with Texas Tim. The discussion hits on dating apps, relationship red flags, and narcissists, before shifting to personal updates — no vacation for Tim and Alan’s upcoming LA trip. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Angry Alan App!

0:00-1:21 Alan and Tim throwback to the Coldplay concert and are wearing banana hats
1:21-5:50 Story time with Angry Alan, Alan has items to donate and asks his daughter to run errands such as taking his suit dry cleaner
6:50 Alan talks about his daughter's love for shopping, he shares more about his kids' interests and great taste for fine dining
8:00 Alan talks about how challenging relationships are
9:00 Alan talks about immediate gratification
10:19-12:07 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
12:09 Dating sites

From waking up at 3 AM to get ahead, to his business origin story, to sharp one-liners like “Nothing pisses me off more…”—this episode packs rants, laughs, and motivation in equal measure.

Get ready! This week on Angry Alan – Alan and Texas Tim are joined (via Zoom) by special guest Garrett Goodman, an entrepreneur of How Ya Dough'n pizza shares his pandemic-fueled passion opens up with  his real world personal challenges. 

From contractor headaches and holding people accountable to outrageous hotel service fails, Garrett doesn’t hold back. He shares his frustration over irresponsible spending, running a hospitality business, and a disastrous stay at the Aria in Vegas—complete with rude front desk staff and a botched room request. The conversation dives into his cruise misadventure, the challenges of going cashless in business, and the surprising reality of traveling abroad with cash.

Alan recalls his own Spain cash woes, Texas Tim reminisces about the “old days” of card holds, and Garrett embraces his nickname “the curmudgeon.” The guys also talk sports mismanagement, babysitting employees, and what grit really means—featuring lessons from Alan’s dad and Garrett’s personal drive to never lose.

Alan left his car running for 16 hours overnight — and he’s not happy about it. 

In this episode, he unleashes a full-on rant about modern car tech and those ridiculous key fobs.

Then Texas Tim jumps in to talk Coldplay concert drama (yes, really), drawing from his wild days in HR.

From there, things get personal — Tim asks the hard questions, and Alan opens up about his whirlwind summer:
☀️ Florida with his son
🔥 A hot and miserable Mexico trip
⛳ Golfing in California (finally, a win!)

Also:
🎭 Tim visits Angry Alan a Off-Broadway show in NYC
🏠 Alan returns home to no air conditioning
👕 Merch shoutout + proceeds benefiting the North Texas Food Bank!

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Timecodes:
00:00 – 09:00
Alan kicks off the show with a fiery rant after accidentally leaving his car running for 16 hours overnight. He blames modern car technology and vents about the absurdity of today’s keyless fobs. "Back in my day, you had to physically turn a key!" — Alan is not holding back.

09:00 – 10:00
Texas Tim jumps in to share some Coldplay concert drama, drawing on his time working in HR.

10:00 – 15:00
Things get a little chaotic as the guys bounce around topics.

🔥 Segment Theme:
Hot takes fly. Listeners will want to weigh in — Whose side are you on: Alan or Tim?

15:00 – 16:00
The guys veer into travel talk.

16:00 – 18:00
Tim recalls his trip to NYC to catch Alan’s Off-Broadway Angry Alan Show. Then Alan dives into vacation stories:

Florida with his son

A disastrous, sweat-drenched trip to Mexico

A redemption trip to California — great golf, great weather, good vibes all around.

18:00 – 20:00
Alan returns home to no A/C, but he’s still grateful to be back.
He shouts out the show’s merch line and promotes North Texas Food Bank, where a portion of merch proceeds are donated.

In this fiery episode of Angry Alan, we’re tackling two of life’s most aggravating realities: the phone brush off and terrible restaurant service.

Alan kicks things off with a rant about the phone brush off—we’ve all done it, we’ve all been victims of it. But why is this cold shoulder-by-cell phone now a daily ritual? Alan wants answers—and your feedback. Who brushes you off the most? And is it ever actually justified?

Then, Alan dives into a recent dining disaster that left him furious. He shares how a night out with his lady friend and son turned into a nightmare:

His son was denied entry

The seating was chaos

The staff? Rude and dismissive

The rules? Unwritten and absurd

And yes, he will be back as a return customer. 

Alan questions whether bad restaurant behavior is just poor service—or part of a larger cultural trend. From restaurant etiquette to unspoken “rules,” nothing is off the table.

🔥 Comment below if you’ve been phone-brushed, banned from a booth, or just plain fed up. Alan’s listening… and raging.

Texas Tim is back from Europe—and Alan is fired up. In this wild ride of an episode, Texas Tim reveals he was the Grand Marshal in a lesbian pride trans and pro Palestine "Dikes for Palestine" parade in London (yes, really), and that’s just the warm-up.

Tim innocently asks what Alan’s been up to, and the result? Chaos. Alan unloads on the “mansion deficit” (apparently the ultra-rich can’t find luxury rentals—oh no!), shares his thoughts about Robert Kennedy, throws in a hot take on MMR vaccines, and clarifies for the record: “I’m NOT talking about red dye!”

The duo dive into deeper waters: Alan passionately speaks about empathy for people with autism, saying it’s mankind’s duty to care for one another. Tim adds his thoughts on mental health and what defines the best choices for society.

And then it gets political.

Alan calls Donald Trump a low-life criminal, while Tim gives us the European perspective on Trump and how America is seen abroad. Alan doesn’t hold back, calling the U.S. “not just a young country—a stupid one,” citing Vietnam-era memories and a continued spiral of bad leadership.

Plus:
 📞 “Bobby on the phone” subtitle Moron drops in to talk about King Trump
📱 Tim gets a new cellphone and shares his fears about AI
🤖 Alan shares his thoughts on AI… and Tim decides not to piss off a robot

From parade floats to political flamethrowers, this episode is pure Angry Alan.

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Is Trump Trying to Be King? Angry Alan Sounds the Alarm.
In this explosive episode, Angry Alan doesn’t hold back. 
What starts as a rant turns into a chilling warning: President Donald J. Trump isn’t acting like a president—he’s behaving like a man who wants a throne. Alan breaks down what he sees as a dangerous pattern of overreach, power grabs, and ego-driven decisions that could push the U.S. closer to authoritarianism.

He’s not just angry—he’s afraid. Afraid of how fast our institutions are cracking. Afraid that we’re watching democracy unravel in real time.

If you’ve ever thought, “This isn’t how it’s supposed to work,” you’re not alone.

🔥 Buckle up—this episode might be the most honest, unfiltered one yet.

#AngryAlan #TrumpDictator #DemocracyInDanger #PoliticalRant #UnfilteredTruth

It's the office of homeland stupidity

Marriage: it starts with great potential… and often ends in total chaos. In this brutally honest episode, Alan takes on relationships—He dives into celibacy’s, dating, “pay to play,” and how you just can’t f**ing win* when it comes to love.

From ages 30 to 70, Alan unpacks the COVID-era relationship breakdowns—especially how lockdowns pushed already-shaky marriages over the edge. He shares what he's learned from both friends and enemies and introduces his infamous “5 plus 5 Plan” for marriage.

Can you end a healthy relationship? Should you stay in a toxic one? Why is going back to an ex always a mistake? Alan doesn’t hold back—especially when it comes to loneliness, frustration, and the harsh truths of modern relationships.

🔥 Topics Include:

Why you should never remarry your ex
The emotional toll of staying in the wrong relationship
Alan’s no-BS “5 plus 5” rule for love and sanity

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Alan is angry about religious programming, the absurdity of selling salvation like a late-night infomercial.

This is a can't miss episode unloading on The Pope, politics, and the holy mess poor Texas Tim's story of, walking into a church that tells him “We don’t take cash.”

Alan shares the time he crossed paths with Jerry Seinfeld, trading thoughts “Don’t live in the misery of everyday life.”

Finally, things take a personal turn as Alan opens up about going bald—debating shampoo, aging, and whether this is a hair problem… or just an existential crisis in disguise.

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Alan's back—and he's armed with a list and zero patience.
In this unfiltered episode, we kick things off with a flaming hot take: "There are no thought leaders" (spoiler alert: he’s not wrong). Then it’s wheels up on a turbulent rant about kids on airplanes and why terrible parenting is the real problem.

He teases the "Ultimate Grifter" (coming soon 👀), calls out The Free Look for being a scam, and digs into a chaotic wine shipment story featuring the legendary Texas Tim. 

We wrap with Alan’s final word: "It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on."