What different pieces and parts would you use to Frankenstein-style assemble the perfect animal, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons are here to answer that for you, along with our very first SPECIAL EXPERT GUEST Blair Bazdarich (This Week In Science)! Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of the perfect animal!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The 2007 family film Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

• Spooky ass crows

• Conveyor belt teeth

• Pandas are useless

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