Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

McGrath's mic went rogue in this episode so please excuse him while he struggles with such advanced tech. Let's talk about our BEAUTIFUL BODIES, BABIES!!

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• People should be flat and made of metal

• Organ ball

• The thing that sucks about legs

• Two brains, four arms

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Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, am I right? Appliances be crazy.

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THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Doing mischiefs

• Wabu learns what a radiator is

• All appliances should be see-through

• The Jabu Hibachi Experience

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We are BACK from our romantic beachside vacation and READY for more episodes because IT'S OLYMPICS TIME, MOTHER FRICKERS.

U! S! A!

U! S! A!

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THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Germany is not landlocked

• Olympic Who Can Build a House the Fastest

• No blinkies

• More bloodsport

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95??? Jeez Louise. Who do we think we are? 95 episodes. Good grief. Anyways, here's an episode about the bus.

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THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Quack Bus

• Stop 'n Chat Bus

• Wabu's Pod Bus

• Three Story Building Bus

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We did (Not the Movie) so you know your boys had to do (The Movie). These traps and schemes all available to you, free of charge, babies.

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THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Six Loko

• Corn cobbers and cayenne

• Would you like to be attacked by a wild animal?

• Fog it up

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What a wonderful, magical treat delivery is. You like 'sketti? You like sushi? Jabu does. This week we're talkin' delivery.

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Who's the most famous person we can get to call the voicemail?

• Mall 'yaki

• Where's Dr. Doom from?

• Reba's Sweetheart Meal

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Our special little beverage pairing this week is a new episode served with a brand new way of screwing up my audio!

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Operation is a very scary game

• Light beers are back on the menu

• Two drinks with your lunchy

• Merlot at the house party

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We know what you're thinking: "This podcast is toooooooo much fun. I wish they'd be more boring!"

No problem! We got you! Here's the furniture ep.

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Orange chair

• Deep couch

• Handles are out

• Is Ikea still allowed?

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Secrets ~ secrets

are ~ no ~ fun

unless it is ~ a Jabu one

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• No crying over spilt beans
• Should Jabu have the launch codes?
• Boojum
• Trunchbull Ted Talks

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 A day may come when the courage of men fails and you can hear Wabu's audio clearly— but it is not this day. This day we farm!

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• No boys allowed
• Strawberry Daryl
• Traps
• Milkin'

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