Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

It's getting coooooozy out there! The sky's gettin' dark! The rain's comin' down! For all you nappy folks out there, grab your Ebenezer Scrooge hat, slippers, and lantern, cause it's time to get SLEEPY.

• To hell with the top sheet

• A chill in my bones

• Red wine, the great tranquilizer

• Learning to lucid dream

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OUI CHEF! These Dangerous Boys are in the kitchen today and we've got all the tuna melt episodes you could ever ask for.

TODAY'S CHIT CHAT:

• What are our fans called?

• Stay out of other people's beds

• Sushi boat at home

• Fill it up

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN you precious ghosts 'n ghouls! We're back, the season is spooky, and the ghosts are piping hot so let's get into it! Piece of cake, piece of crumb cake!!

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• No pervs

• The spookiest items

• Spirit of the West

• Witch is not a ghost

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THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

• Zap them up

• Tunnels

• The loudest lights

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You've seen 'em. You've been to 'em. You made even had 'em. This week, we're talkin' bach parties (read: mostly just the Property Brothers).

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Drew Scott's bachelor party

• Just GO ALONG with it

• Sick Lidz

• Saltwater Sac Town

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SORRY AGAIN, sorry again, we're back now. We took a lil break. Been doing FUN SHIT all summer, mostly at little festivals. Let's talk about them!

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:

• Ed Helms will skin you alive

• The freak tent

• Racing for pinks

• Midsommer vibes

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SMELLEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY the best possible way: by listening to our podcast about WAITING, which is not the Dane Cook movie.

• Rule Boyz

• Mahjong with your friends

• Beloveds can never be on time

• Heartbreak feels good in a place like this

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We went to college together. Can't believe it took us this long to do this one.

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Your dining hall was better than ours

• Shower shoes

• Fight any teacher that tells you to buy their own book

• Donate money to your school if you feel like being a huge a dork

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You getting froggy nasty in Sedona? Tryna sleep through a day of conferences in Baltimore? Hangin' it and wangin' it in NOLA? Your boys are back, and we're talking work conferences.

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Don't do any work

• Don't let the company tab slip

• Don't share a room with the bossman

• Don't brag about knowing where the bathrooms in the hotel are

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WELCOME TO THE MASTERCLASS, BABIES. Here's another sick episode that we're qualified as hell to lead.

"And it will be... my masterpiece."

- you, one day, if you're lucky

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Shrek 4D

• Ton of wieners

• The Chet Hanks Animoroph

• Fish man powers

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