Send us a Text Message.Hey, listeners. Ever thought about what it's like to be worshipped as a prophet - by a cult that believes in the fictional gods of your own show? Yep, that's my current predicament. Trapped and cut-off from the world, my only solace is my phone - and the loyalty of you, my precious audience. As the cult sees me as a divine messenger, my daily existence is a topsy-turvy blend of fear and absurdity. But let's not forget about the show! Word's around that the cr...