<a href='https://patreon.com/NoReturn882'>Patreon</a> Hey, it’s K Zhou, Master of Story and Song here and luminary creator  of No Return.  You may have noticed that I’ve removed most of the totally free and totally awesome bonus content which was clogging the feed with my my limitless talent and skill. Well that’s because I’ve been informed that you assholes haven’t been paying for it!  [interruption] What? I’m recording a message for the asshole audience… no…no I want put the recorder down damn it!  Like I told my dad I’m not going back to rehab and I’m not joining your insane cult… are don’t care what the benefits are… Quickly assholes there isn’t much time… if you want to access the bonus content you can find it on our Patreon…. Just check out the links in the show notes and subscribe! Hey your hands of me… you smell like poverty!!!  Ah! <a rel="payment" href="https://patreon.com/NoReturn882">Support the show</a>

Patreon Hey, it’s K Zhou, Master of Story and Song here and luminary creator of No Return. You may have noticed that I’ve removed most of the totally free and totally awesome bonus content which was clogging the feed with my my limitless talent and skill. Well that’s because I’ve been informed that you assholes haven’t been paying for it! [interruption] What? I’m recording a message for the asshole audience… no…no I want put the recorder down damn it! Like I told my dad I’m not going back to rehab and I’m not joining your insane cult… are don’t care what the benefits are… Quickly assholes there isn’t much time… if you want to access the bonus content you can find it on our Patreon…. Just check out the links in the show notes and subscribe! Hey your hands of me… you smell like poverty!!! Ah! Support the show

<a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturn882" rel="noopener noreferrer">Patreon</a> Hey, it’s K Zhou, Master of Story and Song here and luminary creator&nbsp; of No Return.&nbsp; You may have noticed that I’ve removed most of the totally free and totally awesome bonus content which was clogging the feed with my my limitless talent and skill. Well that’s because I’ve been informed that you assholes haven’t been paying for it!&nbsp; [interruption] What? I’m recording a message for the asshole audience… no…no I want put the recorder down damn it!&nbsp; Like I told my dad I’m not going back to rehab and I’m not joining your insane cult… are don’t care what the benefits are… Quickly assholes there isn’t much time… if you want to access the bonus content you can find it on our Patreon…. Just check out the links in the show notes and subscribe! Hey your hands of me… you smell like poverty!!!&nbsp; Ah! <a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturn882" rel="noopener noreferrer">Support the show</a>

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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou No Return is what happens when you give one person too much coffee, a microphone, and a world that won’t stop expanding. It’s a fantasy series about gods, worlds, mercenaries, lost cities, and bad decisions… but mostly it’s about people trying (and&nbsp; failing) to make sense of the mess they’re in. The tone swings from absurd to sincere, from divine slapstick to quiet tragedy. Sometimes all in the same episode. If Discworld got tangled up with The Wheel of Time and accidentally wandered into a Tom Sharpe novel, you’d be somewhere close. The stories jump around the same world, exploring different but intertwined characters, stories and genres. It’s made on a potato powered laptop, by a guy who clearly doesn’t know when to stop. If you like things that are funny, sad, overcomplicated, and occasionally, accidentally, profound…&nbsp; you’ll probably like No Return. But don’t take my word for it… This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals! Here’s what listeners are saying: “A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”&nbsp; “The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”&nbsp; “Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.” &nbsp; Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:👉 <a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD">patreon.com/NoReturnAD</a>

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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou No Return is what happens when you give one person too much coffee, a microphone, and a world that won’t stop expanding. It’s a fantasy series about gods, worlds, mercenaries, lost cities, and bad decisions… but mostly it’s about people trying (and  failing) to make sense of the mess they’re in. The tone swings from absurd to sincere, from divine slapstick to quiet tragedy. Sometimes all in the same episode. If Discworld got tangled up with The Wheel of Time and accidentally wandered into a Tom Sharpe novel, you’d be somewhere close. The stories jump around the same world, exploring different but intertwined characters, stories and genres. It’s made on a potato powered laptop, by a guy who clearly doesn’t know when to stop. If you like things that are funny, sad, overcomplicated, and occasionally, accidentally, profound…  you’ll probably like No Return. But don’t take my word for it… This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals! Here’s what listeners are saying: “A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”  “The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”  “Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”   Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at: 👉 patreon.com/NoReturnAD

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou No Return is what happens when you give one person too much coffee, a microphone, and a world that won’t stop expanding. It’s a fantasy series about gods, worlds, mercenaries, lost cities, and bad decisions… but mostly it’s about people trying (and&nbsp; failing) to make sense of the mess they’re in. The tone swings from absurd to sincere, from divine slapstick to quiet tragedy. Sometimes all in the same episode. If Discworld got tangled up with The Wheel of Time and accidentally wandered into a Tom Sharpe novel, you’d be somewhere close. The stories jump around the same world, exploring different but intertwined characters, stories and genres. It’s made on a potato powered laptop, by a guy who clearly doesn’t know when to stop. If you like things that are funny, sad, overcomplicated, and occasionally, accidentally, profound…&nbsp; you’ll probably like No Return. But don’t take my word for it… This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals! Here’s what listeners are saying: “A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”&nbsp; “The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”&nbsp; “Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.” &nbsp; Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:👉 <a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD" rel="noopener noreferrer">patreon.com/NoReturnAD</a>

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