Day 34. Still no Elite. Every day the sun is setting earlier but Tony Khan just lets us sink further into the depths of despair. We discuss what they could possibly be investigating at this point, and what obstacles TK must have to be fist-fighting through to find out the results. We also talk through the shoot fight between Sammy and Andrade (tedious), Mox and Hangman's beautiful titty-to-titty promo (sublime), whether the Batman movies include Time Out toddler justice (no), how bad everyone apparently wants to punch Sammy Guevara (very), the ending of the anniversary show (terrible), William Regal's sexual passion for Excalibur (consensual only), what's going on with MJF (love?), and National Scissoring Day (the one tiny light in our darkness). Plus, the women's division had a great week, Lea thinks we have three eyes between us, and we talk about who Brian Cage should Freaky Friday with. No one can say we're not doing great!