Anti-wave

It’s time for a good con job! After the last one, it burned when we peed. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE GOOD LIAR, and share their top 5 con movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been raped during WWII, only to create a complicated revenge scheme 65 years later, then this podcast is for you!

Up next is a true story about how we showed those prissy little Italians a thing or two about auto racing. Sure, their cars may look stylish, sleek, and sexy… but at Le Mans in 1966, they ate our dust! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss FORD V. FERRARI, and share their top 5 bromance movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to hear about how a cocky American automotive visionary teamed up with a cocky unstable British driver and, with their motley crew of engineers, beat the shit out of everyone, then this podcast is for you!

A loudmouth and a Jew talking about a movie about a loudmouth and a Jew. It doesn’t get any more meta than this. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the documentary NO SAFE SPACES, and, since this is the season 4 premiere, they share their top 5 four movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to hear about two white men who have jack shit in common other than their passion for the first amendment who, because of their political beliefs, are boycotted from speaking on campuses and decide to make a movie about college students who are so fucking intolerant about other points of view and don’t want to hear other peoples’ perspectives, then this podcast is for you!

Gunfire, throat slitting, and car bombs … it all leads up to shooting your close buddy in the back. And it’s something Robert has been wanting to do to Ira for a long time. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE IRISHMAN, and share their top Robert De Niro movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to find out about gangland violence, treachery, and who really killed Jimmy Hoffa - well, maybe not really, since it’s all still kinda up in the air - while watching Robert De Niro when he’s sorta old, and then young with no lines on his face, only to become fucking old and about to die, then this podcast is for you!

Imagine what it would be like to become a hairy monster with red eyes and saliva dripping as you devour the woman you love. It’s on Ira’s bucket list. This week, in honor of Halloween, Robert and Ira take a horror classic out of the vault for a ‘classic-wave’ as they discuss AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, and share their top special effects movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever gone strolling through the English Moors only to have your best friend clawed to death but continuously nag you to kill yourself, but you didn’t listen, and become a hairy monster, and even though you shacked up with a super hot nurse, you went on a rampage through a porno theater in Picadilly Circus, only to end up totally naked, then this podcast is for you!

And you thought a world overrun with zombies was bad? Now there are super zombies! And these fuckers are harder to kill than the crabs I got on spring break. And just like a hot piece of ass, these zombies have got to be double tapped. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP, and share their top 5 Woody Harrelson movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to live in a dilapidated White House and then go on a journey to Graceland to save your kid sister from hanging out with a guitar-strumming hippie only to find a shit load of - you guessed it - more zombies, then this podcast is for you!

Crystal meth, huge wads of cash, and violent shootouts. Robert must be having another wet dream. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss EL CAMINO: A BREAKING BAD MOVIE streaming on Netflix, and share their top 5 cameo movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever joined with your high school teacher to bake drugs and eventually become a kingpin, then started killing people and became a sought-after fugitive, then this podcast is for you!

This week it’s all about someone with an obnoxiously maniacal laugh who wears exaggerated cartoonish red lipstick. Sounds like Ira‘s last date. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss JOKER, and share their top 5 mask movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you want to hear about someone who was always bullied and found out he was adopted by his insane mother who then decides to lash out at all of Gotham ... Aww, poor baby. Dude, get some fuckin’ therapy! Just because you have a troubled childhood, you’re going to take it out on everyone else? Toughen up, bitch. Why not do something positive for a change? Join the Peace Corps! Or how about Habitat for Humanity? Anyway, if you want to hear about this egotistical loser who suffers from misplaced aggression ... then this podcast is for you!

This episode needs a Panama-deep-clean, and that’s not just a dirty sex position. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE LAUNDROMAT, and share their top money movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever lost your husband when your tour boat capsizes, got screwed over for your fair share of the insurance money, and went on a one-woman crusade to take down an entire global economy … then this podcast is for you!

So, there’s this old crazy dude at the far end of the solar system who is hurling weird shit rays toward Earth, which will result in the destruction of all humanity. What to do? Send an ace astronaut, who just happens to be the old geezer’s son, to go fetch him. Will he bring his dad safely back to Earth? Will he kill his old man? Or will he bore the audience to death? Robert and Ira are joined with film professor Eric Swelstad, as they discuss AD ASTRA, and share their top father/son movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Podbean, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever wanted to hear about an epic space journey, resulting in some intense father/son bonding because your own relationship with your father has always been something lacking in your life, and your father ALWAYS takes your step-mother’s side, even when she’s wrong… No, Samantha! It’s NOT my turn to take out the garbage, I did it last week! Man! You always do this, Dad! You believe her instead of me! I just want to go live with mom! … then this podcast’s for you!