To go with your robot Ringo, why not bolt together a bogus bass-player?  One that plays the right lines, and doesn't need plying with constant cups of your best coffee!

The dancing gene, discussed and analysed; was my father the first Grandad-Dancer?  And why do I need a wardrobe around my neck before I'll sway?

Was it Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?  Or was it Snow White and the Magnificent Seven?  The subtleties of casting for film or TV.

Welcome to the Linguistic Pedantry Club: please knock for admittance.  That's 'Admittance' NOT 'Admission'; not around here, anyway...

For computer-made music connoisseurs only: this episode showcases the sequenced drums track for one of my long-standing music productions, 'Film'.

How I slipped into the warm, cosy habit of making my own drum-patterns and drums tracks for music.  Having limitless patience helps, of course.

Wondering aloud: is it only fear that keeps us under a bully's thumb?

If your performance is going wrong you might be heckled; if you're doing everything right you might be heckled.  You can't please the hecklers so just please yourself!

If something's worth knowing, it's worth memorising -- that's what most of those gazillions of brain cells are for!

Proving that no skill is too basic to completely forget, and that the humble egg has subtle depths...