(1996 - 2023) Anya Swiss, world-class pilot and fleshlight model, died a few days ago in her own vaginal cavity. Yes, you read that right. She died in a model of her own making. Ms. Swiss, known as the top airline pilot for Wow Airlines, will be forever remembered for her contributions to the sky, her innovative no-wheel flying techniques, and her collaboration with Elon Musk. Her funeral will be held Thursday, where her ashes will be fired out of a fleshlight cannon. New episode next Thursday!