This week, I spiral about the gentle chaos of falling for a soft boy — one who dances with me in the dark, makes me cry to Laufey, and has me ready to get married in a parking lot. I didn’t mean to feel this much. I swear I just wanted to vibe.

PSA : This Episode was recorded while there was no electricity so sorry but the noise is because I was near a window for AIR😂

Also in this episode:

💌 Was I Mean or Just Right? makes its debut

📣 Listener form submissions are OPEN SOON for Confessions and Was I Mean or Just Right ?

Tune in for laughs, longing, and a few too many feelings.

🎙️ Episode 0: It Was This or Selling a Kidney

Welcome to Virgo Confidential—the chaotic, unserious, brutally honest podcast you didn’t know you needed. Hosted by someone who’s mentally ill and mentally ill (yes, there’s a difference), Episode 0 kicks things off with sass, sarcasm, and soul.

Why start a podcast? Because being perceived is terrifying, but attention? Delicious.

In this intro episode, we’re talking about:

• The real reason behind this podcast (hint: not selling organs)

• Why I’m always right (and you’re probably soft)

• What to expect: gossip, unsolicited advice, and red flags

• Future segments like “Was I Mean or Just Right?” and “Confessions”

• The first official Red Flag of the Week: Adults who abbreviate everything (yes, I’m talking to you—wyd?)

This is a 15-minute quickie (yes, that word was intentional) to give you a taste of what’s coming. Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged.

So sit down—with your fat ass—and enjoy the ride.

Because I’m not mean. I’m just accurate.

And yes, I might be queer, so come here, my dear.