Anywhere's Fine

And just like that, season 1 is over! Did you have fun? Did all 8 of you enjoy watching our antics week in, week out? I should hope so!!! But, en serio, thanks for being here; this podcast means a lot to all of us. It's kind of our baby; we love and nourish and cherish it, have big dreams for it, only for it to ultimately let us down and never achieve the vision, but hey, it’s only season 1!!!

We’ll be back on your screens in absolutely no time, just needed a little break. We hope you’ll come back too!!!

Anyways, socials intern out!!

Hello chickens! Cameron here, my my my what an ending episode full of love, laughter and joy! Thanks to all of you who sent in some Q’s and most importantly thank you to my co-stars and talented team, Vicky and Jenny, who do so much for the pod! 

Every week Jensen sits down and hounds me for our footage and audio and then I ultimately send it Sunday night, mostly because I actually started uploading it on Wednesday, but my wifi is so bad. He then smashes through an hour and a half of raw footage and produces the audio and visual experience for you!

And to Vicky who shows up, thank you!

A word from my co-stars:

Hello, it’s me Victoria. I don’t ever write these descriptions, because I’m a lazy transvestite. But I am now; I used to be quite male-presenting at the start of this season. But now, I’m really quite *beep*

I love this show, and I hope all 12 of you did also. We will be back soon, perhaps in Cardiff, perhaps in Essex, perhaps in the mirror when you reflect on what the fuck you just listened to. But what matters is you’re supporting a trans woman to live her dream, to do nothing and just exist 🩷

I’m gonna love and leave you now; it’s been a whale of a time, and I’m going out for an Indian tonight, and I’m really excited about that. Love ya!

Lots of love, Victoria Edwards 💋

Hello, it’s me, Jensen 

Now that season one has finished, and I no longer have to edit an episode each week, I can finally focus on things I actually care about, such as: desire paths, longshore drift, echolocation, reassurance, island gigantism, mist, anti-aliasing, lingering, crucifixion, mystery liquids, bald caps, presque vu, and sulking. 

Cheers up the bum, no babies! 

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What a treat we have for you this week! We wandered into our hole in Hackney Wick, and hiding under the table was an extra special (returning) guest star: Sister Naomi! But she's more than a guest; she's family! And this week we decided to take a leaf out of every podcaster's book (and TikTok overlaid with Subway Surfers) and scrolled through Reddit, and we read some stories! This week we, the council, shall decide whether *you*, yes *YOU*, are really, well and truly, the A-Hole... (Spoiler alert: you are!)

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Cole Escola: genius, hilarious, extraordinarily talented. The funniest voice of this generation. So who’s better coattails to ride than theirs! Especially when our resident nonbinary Cam isn’t cutting it, and our resident transgender Victoria didn’t take the DJ route and… let’s just say good thing Jensen does the edit each week. Escola’s “Oh! Mary!” is the funniest piece of queer media since Anywhere’s Fine, so what better to do than to merge the two and parody a few scenelets! Watch as we go almost as insane as Mary Todd herself… but hey, we only just learned how to read!

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This week we got together and thought, “How do we make a podcast about us even more self-obsessed?”, and so we sat down, screen-recorded our Instagram pages, and spoke about it; for content!

This one’s for our most loyal fans who are absolutely obsessed with us and need an excuse to stalk us even further… and that’s pretty much just Joseph.

Have a watch to gain a deeper understanding of LGBTQIA+ psyche and thoughts around posting on social media, because we love it

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Have you ever done something wrong and needed to apologise? Obviously, you were born with original sin, silly! However, as divine beings, we are afforded the privilege of avoiding that and have never ever done anything bad in our lives ever! So, we had to manufacture our own scenarios and fabricate apologies for them… so please, watch this with a notebook and pen in hand and consider this a guide on how to effectively apologise. 

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Bognor Regis question mark (?) comma (,) that’s not me, you f*cking b*stard. We’re back in the studio for our 20th episode!! Wow, can you believe? Yes, yes, you should believe. In this episode, we’re talking about our dream dinner parties, which, after saying she really wants to host one, Victoria asks what a dinner party is. Cam’s pulchritudinous, most delectable, perfect weather, planned to the millisecond dinner party is contrasted by Jensen’s and Victoria’s lukewarm orange squash and STI-riddled impersonation bacchanalias. Would you come to an Anywhere’s Fine dinner party? Well, you’re invited to an Anywhere’s Fine dinner party, which is this episode, so watch it, or listen to it… and maybe you’ll get a leaving gift… 

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Opinions are like assholes; everyone has them, except Vicky, because, well, the accident, but what she lacks in orifices she makes up for in opinions!

Yes, that’s right: the worst girls on the internet are back again, this week discussing their thoughts, feelings and opinions on things, like we do every week, only this week we’ve centred the episode around it! Negativity is the glue that holds us all together, and so we’re letting it air out, and you get to be front-row viewers of it! How lavish, must’ve cost you a bomb!

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Hey, Mx. DJ put a podcast onI wanna listen with my babyDo you like to boogie-woogie, do you like to boogie-woogieDo you like to boogie-woogie, do you like my lady cock??Hey Mx. DJ put a podcast onI wanna listen with my babyAnd it’s the music epWhatcha Spinnin’ specialIt's gonna drive you crazyMusic, musicMusic makes the people come togetherMusic mix the bourgeoisie and the homoListen to our What We’re Spinning playlist below: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/39h0P7pHZ55PWk3ZVWwBu2Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/gb/playlist/anywheres-fine-what-were-spinning/pl.u-xlyNN3ltXV6lL3Follow the Pod everywhere: @anywheresfinepodFollow us on Instagram Jensen: @jenszsenVictoria: @victoriaedwardsxxCameron: @camerongibbisonFollow us on TikTok Jensen: @jenszsenVictoria: @sonofacreatureeCameron: @camerongibbison

Well. We were punished… After taking a week off to enjoy the sun and deny you the joy of a new episode, the universe got us back by giving us a broken podcast studio, an even hotter day, a missing(?) pair of sunglasses, and a dream-given Ocado shop. In this week’s episode of Anywhere’s Fine, your homoerotic hosts discuss all things *queer people are better at than straight people… which, by way of our conduct this episode, may not seem much, but alas! We talk all things navigating public transit, to interior design, to being awful. Oh, and also, DJ Wig is brewing… our delightful co-host Cam’s alter ego, who has traded the d*cks for the decks for their live debut (yesterday at the time of release… so sorry, too late). So the long and short is, if you want to laugh, watch the episode; if not, you’re no better than a straight person.

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Would you rather watch the new Anywhere’s Fine episode? Or, watch the new Anywhere’s Fine episode? …the illusion of choice. In this week’s episode, we play a little game of would you rather which descends into a zombie based survival LARP in which your favourite co-hosts must survive the impending apocalypse at Pirate Studios. Would we rather survive? Or die? Honestly, die. We have such a low drive to persevere in times of hardship and with a lack of resources (hormones, whore moans, and running water, of course). Now, a question for you: would you rather laugh? Or not laugh? Because if you’d rather laugh then watch the episode, and if you wouldn’t rather laugh then also watch the episode but from a worried and concerned perspective, as we could be ripped to shreds by zombies at any moment, help! 

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