A few "news" articles making the rounds recently inspired a discussion about what they mean to the typical park-goer (who may not understand the true meaning behind what is written). 

The conversation also careened into the following areas: 

Favorite vantage point for a coaster picture

The 2nd best pretzel Josh has ever had

Viability of waivers (in our humble, non-legally binding opinion)

Guests and their "safety brains"