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Grab your Dramamine because we're going on a motion sickness adventure! Could you folllow what was going on in the movie? When does a movie have too much going on? 

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Lars Von Trier really likes to try and make you feel as stupid as possible for his hit you over the head commentary. Do you get it? Do you get it? Yes Lars I do... 

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Does the sun ever shine in Britain? Anyway we watched a movie about a guy who is a failed puppeteer and has a wonderful adventure with his puppet. 

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She drinks coffee, tries on clothes and then see vomiting ghosts. So basically a usual Tuesday afternoon for most. 

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Nicholas Cage acts like a Vampire while being an absolute nutcase to random people in New York. I wonder if he kept the dove that he picked up. 

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Nicholas Cage gets put into an abandoned kids place and cleans a bunch of stuff. Also he kills a bunch of demon worshipping possessed robot machines. So basically it's a great one for the kids. 

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A meteor falls in from of Nick Cage and starts acting weirder than before. Why does Cage sound like Donald Trump at times? Anyway this one was weird but that's what we're about. 

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A Psychedelic nightmare occurs and we try our best to understand what's going on. 

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Don't say a word as we watch an alien abduction movie where the alien dies from falling over the house. It makes sense if you watch it. 

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A time travel film to remind us that the 80's were actually pretty terrible. Also please don't remind that the spinning carnival ride exists I forgot my Dramamine again....

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