The horror. The horror! The horror of David's audio in this episode is beyond compare (so apologies in advance). As Chris and Mikey respectfully are in their home offices, David took it upon himself to attempt to participate straight from Bar25 NBPT in Newburyport, MA. The legend is that the bar took that name based on the maximum age of the females Grandpa David creepily tries to meet their on a much-too-frequent basis. Actually, don't blame the bar - it's a nice place. It's their clientele that bother me. Well one customer specifically...Mikey did his best to filter out the noise, and he and Chris did their best to talk about the 1979 Francis Ford Coppola Vietnam War classic, Apocalypse Now. David...Well he had a good drink that night at least.

Mikey wrote this and wants to remind you to not feel bad about those awful(ly true) comments because there is a zero percent chance Dave will ever see this.