I read from my book, One Million Bananas. My voice is soft from embarrassment because I'm just saying banana over and over and over. So I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

P rettel eht htiw nigeb taht sdrow raer I. I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

I read words that begin with P. Or I try to read them. But the letters are small. I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

I test a microphone on the zipper on my pants. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

Someone runs the vacuum. And it's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really loud. I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

I read words from the dictionary that start with F. F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f. I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

This is the episode where the audio cable isn't plugged in and I don't notice for almost the entire show. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

On this episode, I play with the Audacity settings and get interrupted by a cat. I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element

During this episode, I enjoy some soup and choke down some dry birthday cake and I sip water. I apologize for the sound. listen If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element