Apostates Anonymous

By Matthew J. Distefano and Keith Giles

Society & Culture Philosophy Religion & Spirituality Spirituality Christianity

What's Apostates Anonymous about?

Apostates Anonymous is the show you turn to when you can no longer call yourself an Evangelical. Join hosts Keith Giles and Matthew J. Distefano as they tip over just about every sacred cow known to man. It's sure to be a good time for any true heathen or heretic.

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Apostates Anonymous episodes:

04.30.2024
This is the FINAL Episode of Apostates Anonymous...Really This Time
This is the end, but fear not! You can find us over on Heretic Happy Hour, for Tuesday's main show, Friday's bonus show, and Matt's Sunday show, beginning May 7, 2024!
04.16.2024
Can You Be MAGA and Christian?
Is it possible to support MAGA and still call yourself a Christian? Matt and Keith weigh in.
04.02.2024
The Trump Bible and Death of Satire
Donald Trump now has a Bible. Yes, you read that right. Is this the death of satire? We think so.
03.19.2024
Mimetic Theory and Middle-earth
Today's episode talks all about Matthew's new book, Mimetic Theory & Middle-earth. We also get into some Christian Nationalism and the now infamous and meme-worthy speech by Sen. Katie Britt.
03.05.2024
The Personal Cost of Deconstruction
A lot of creators in the Evangelical spaces like to talk ABOUT deconstruction, but rarely do they talk to people who are going through it. In this episode, we talk about the personal cost of deconstruction, and what we want...
02.20.2024
A Response to the "He Gets Us" Super Bowl Commercial
We all saw the "He Gets Us" Super Bowl Commercial. Now, you can hear what Matt and Keith thought about it, what it says about Christianity, and how "both sides" are upset but for very different reasons.
02.06.2024
Following the Human God
In this week's episode, Matt and Keith talk about two approaches: starting our theology with talk about God, or starting by talking about our shared human experience.
01.23.2024
Is The Lord of the Rings Christian Literature?
Is The Lord of the Rings Christian Literature? What makes it different than C.S. Lewis' "Narna" series? Tune in to find out!
01.09.2024
Who Is Jesus To You?
In our hundredth episode, Keith and Matt answer the question, "Who is Jesus to you?" Early in 2024, Quoir will release a book by the same name.
12.26.2023
2023 Recap and Plans for the Future
In this week's episode, Keith and Matt reflect on 2023 - the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly - and then offer their thoughts on what lies in store for 2024.
12.12.2023
A Response to Alisa Childers and Jon Root
In this week's episode, Keith and Matt respond to the notion that bisexual people don't exist. Yes, that's right, Jon Root said this recently on Alisa Childers' YouTube channel. Warning: You may lose brain cells listening to this episode.
11.28.2023
A Compilation of 2 Years of Advertising
In this special episode, we have collated all our advertisements to date, at the request of some listeners! You'll hear favorites like the Brett Kavanaugh Institute, Pastor Masters, and plenty more.
11.14.2023
Trolling Mark Driscoll
In this week's episode, we troll Mark Driscoll's Twitter account, and comment in real time. Plus, a brand new remix featuring the hate-preacher himself.
10.31.2023
Speaker Mike Johnson and Christian Nationalism
In this episode, Matt and Keith discuss the new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, and the dangers of Christian Nationalism.
10.17.2023
Touchy Subjects and Divisive Opinions
In this week's episode, Keith and Matt sit down to talk about people's need to share their opinions online, and what that means in light of the recent tragedies in Israel, Gaza, and elsewhere.
10.03.2023
Reviewing the Reviews
The reviews are in ... Apostates Anonymous is a pretty decent show. In this episode, the guys read the reviews and give their thoughts on the podcast so far.
09.19.2023
Sitting in the Shade of Another Tree
In this week's episode, Keith and Matthew talk about a new book called "Sitting in the Shade of Another Tree," which is a collaborative effort with Patheos. The theme of the book is in the subtitle: What we learn by...
09.05.2023
Will Every Knee Bow to Jesus?
In this episode, Matt and Keith get theological and discuss the Greek word "exomologeo." Sound fun? It should! Plus, we hear from David Bentley Hart, so you won't wanna miss it!
08.22.2023
Woke Jesus
Are the words of Jesus "too woke" for modern Christianity? According to some on the Right. In this week's episode, Matt and Keith discuss this fascinating trend of Jesus being canceled by conservative evangelicalism.
08.08.2023
I'm a Barbie Girl: A Review of the Movie and the Reaction on the Right
In this week's episode, Matt and Keith talk about the Barbie movie. Did they like it? Love it? Want to burn all their Barbie dolls because of it? Tune in to find out.
07.25.2023
Artificial Intelligence
In this week's episode, Keith and Matthew talk about Artificial Intelligence...the pros, the cons, and what we can expect in the future.
07.11.2023
Heaven, Hell, and Mental Health
In this week's episode, Keith and Matthew discuss heaven, hell, and mental health. Do either believe in hell? How about heaven for that matter? Find out!
06.27.2023
Are Christian Businesses Shady?
Are Christian businesses shady? More so than "secular" businesses? Less so? What are our experiences? Tune in and Keith and Matt talk about this subject.
06.13.2023
Checking In
In this episode, Matt checks in with the listeners while Keith parties at AWAKEN-Nashville.
05.30.2023
Are We Done With Theology?
In this week's episode, Matt and Keith discuss why they are personally uninterested in most theological discussions these days. Plus, a word from today's sponsor, the new Christian film "In the Beginning."
05.20.2023
Gray Includes Black and White
Most of life is in the gray. That's true. But what happens if you don't include black and white? Find out our thoughts in today's episode.
05.16.2023
Gray Includes Black and White
Most of life is in the gray. That's true. But what happens if you don't include black and white? Find out our thoughts in today's episode. If you want to check out AWAKEN, Nashville, follow this link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/awaken-2023-tickets-554178963197. To tune in to...
05.02.2023
Our Expanded Canon
In light of Heretic Happy Hour's series on the Bible, Keith and Matt offer their version of an "expanded canon." Plus, check out Matt's new book, The Bonfire Sessions: The Long Road to Redemption, with Michael Machuga. Keith wrote a...
04.18.2023
Is Teaching Hell Propaganda?
Is the teaching of hell as eternal conscious torment a form of propaganda? Are those who teach it, whether they are lying or not, propagandists? Tune in to hear our thoughts. Today's episode is brought to you by What Can't Be...
04.04.2023
How Pastors & Pundits Brainwash the Masses
How do so many people fall prey to grifters? In this week's episode, Keith and Matt tackle this daunting, yet sadly pressing question. Today's episode is brought to you by The Story of Christianity Told as Good News for All by...
03.21.2023
The Wisdom of Hobbits
This week, the guys talk about Matt's new best-selling book, The Wisdom of Hobbits: Unearthing Our Humanity at 3 Bagshot Row. In it, he makes the argument that living like a Hobbit will bring more peace, joy, and bliss to...
03.07.2023
What Exactly is a Revival?
We have all by now heard of the Asbury Revival. But what, exactly, is a revival? And shouldn't we probably redefine the word? Today's show is sponsored by What Can't Be Hidden by Brandon Andress. To purchase the Quoir Classics, check out...
02.21.2023
Keith Giles vs. "Doctor" James White: Debate Recap
In this episode, Matt and Keith discuss the recent debate, which can be viewed in its entirety here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UTdChPBSBU Also, the guys here from their friend Desimber Rose, who brings nothing but the fire! Check out all the QuoirCast Podcasts: This is Not...
02.07.2023
Responding to Mark Driscoll's Twitter
This week, Matt and Keith respond to...wait for it...Mark Driscoll's Twitter. Though both have been blocked by "pastor" Mark, that doesn't stop them from seeing the latest from the world of Toxic Masculinity (TM). Today's sponsor is Safer than the Known...
01.24.2023
Beware the Alpha Males: Responding to Matt Walsh
How can you spot a TheoBro (TM)? Usually, they have a biblically-based beard, and are over on Twitter talking down to the LGBTQ community. Today's featured Tweet is no different. That, plus a word from a sponsor that is sure...
01.10.2023
What Does it Mean to be Post-Christian?
Today, Matt and Keith talk about the term "post-Christian." What does it mean? Do our fearless hosts fall into that camp? Tune in to find out. Should out to Maria Francesca French and her book Safer than the Known Way: A...
12.27.2022
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, from your friends at Apostates Anonymous. See you in 2023!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apostatesanonymous/message
12.13.2022
What's Up with the Bible?
Today, the guys talk about the Bible, inerrancy, literalism, and why too many Christians miss all the good stuff in it because of these things. Plus, a word from Christian Santa - ho, ho, ho!!! To support Keith on Patreon, sign...
11.29.2022
What Are We Thankful For?
Today's episode is a bit shorter than normal, and doesn't feature a sponsor (BOOOOOOO!!!!!). But it's an important one because we talk about gratitude and being thankful. Happy Thanksgiving, ya heathens!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apostatesanonymous/message
11.15.2022
The Future of Christianity in America
What is the future of Christianity in America? Time will tell. But if the Christian Nationalists have their way, it won't be good. Plus, a word from our sponsor: HellVR. If you want to send a copy of Keith's book Jesus Untangled...
11.01.2022
Christian Outrage Culture
In this week's episode, Matt and Keith discuss Christian Outrage Culture, or C.O.C. Plus, a word from a very special sponsor, brought to you by the TheoBros at TheoBeard. Check out today's QuoirCast sponsor, The Messy Spirituality Podcast. Discover new podcasts like...
10.18.2022
Join the Quoir!
Today, Keith and Matt have a huuuuuuuge announcement and are here to talk about it. Please rate and review, if you care about us even a little ;) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apostatesanonymous/message
10.04.2022
Was Junia a Man? Responding to Alisa Childers
In this week's episode, Matt and Keith respond to a video by Alisa Childers in which she argues that Junia was neither a woman nor an apostle. Plus, a word from our sponsor: Bendable Jesus --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apostatesanonymous/message
09.20.2022
Responding to Pastor Brian Suave of Refuge Church
In this episode, Matt and Keith respond to a series of misogynist Tweets by Pastor Brian Suave. For those who want to participate in the Don't Be A Dick Campaign, below is the address of Brian's church. Please order a copy...
09.06.2022
Repent!
Christians talk about repentance a good deal. For the nones and dones, that's a bit of a triggering word. So, Matt and Keith are gonna talk about it on today's episode, which is brought to you by the Bible is...
08.23.2022
Heaven and Hell
We have all heard that heaven is eternal life in God while hell is perpetual suffering. We've also heard that "Ooh, heaven is a place on earth." Would it surprise you that we are more in alignment with the second...
08.09.2022
The Second Coming of Christ
We all grew up believing in the second coming of Christ, but many of us have left that belief behind. In this episode, we discuss what it is and what it is not. Plus, a word from our sponsor, pastor...
07.26.2022
The Good Samaritan Packs Heat?
There was another mass shooting in America, but this time it was stopped abruptly by "a good guy with a gun" who has been called a good Samaritan. Is this appropriate or not? Keith and Matthew weigh in. Plus, Balaam's...
07.12.2022
Learning to Float
In today's episode, we discuss Matt's new book (coauthored with Michelle Collins) Learning to Float. Our sponsor is Giles' Laboratory, who have a product that will get you writing as prolific as Keith Giles in no time.
06.28.2022
Sola Mysterium
Keith has a new book out. We spend roughly and hour talking about it and the themes in it. Pick it up today by clicking the title: Sola Mysterium: Celebrating the Beautiful Uncertainty of Everything. Today's sponsor shall not be named....

What's Apostates Anonymous about?

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Apostates Anonymous episodes:

This is the FINAL Episode of Apostates Anonymous...Really This Time

Can You Be MAGA and Christian?

The Trump Bible and Death of Satire

Mimetic Theory and Middle-earth

The Personal Cost of Deconstruction

A Response to the "He Gets Us" Super Bowl Commercial

Following the Human God

Is The Lord of the Rings Christian Literature?

Who Is Jesus To You?

2023 Recap and Plans for the Future

A Response to Alisa Childers and Jon Root

A Compilation of 2 Years of Advertising

Trolling Mark Driscoll

Speaker Mike Johnson and Christian Nationalism

Touchy Subjects and Divisive Opinions

Reviewing the Reviews

Sitting in the Shade of Another Tree

Will Every Knee Bow to Jesus?

Woke Jesus

I'm a Barbie Girl: A Review of the Movie and the Reaction on the Right

Artificial Intelligence

Heaven, Hell, and Mental Health

Are Christian Businesses Shady?

Checking In

Are We Done With Theology?

Gray Includes Black and White

Gray Includes Black and White

Our Expanded Canon

Is Teaching Hell Propaganda?

How Pastors & Pundits Brainwash the Masses

The Wisdom of Hobbits

What Exactly is a Revival?

Keith Giles vs. "Doctor" James White: Debate Recap

Responding to Mark Driscoll's Twitter

Beware the Alpha Males: Responding to Matt Walsh

What Does it Mean to be Post-Christian?

Happy New Year!

What's Up with the Bible?

What Are We Thankful For?

The Future of Christianity in America

Christian Outrage Culture

Join the Quoir!

Was Junia a Man? Responding to Alisa Childers

Responding to Pastor Brian Suave of Refuge Church

Repent!

Heaven and Hell

The Second Coming of Christ

The Good Samaritan Packs Heat?

Learning to Float

Sola Mysterium