How heavy was that fake taxi? Is this hometown week what it feels like being on the set of a movie with no budget? Or is this like taking a walk through someone's covid dream version of their hometown? What happens to Brendan when the carnival leaves town? Were the hometowns planned by Michelle at summer camps? Does Ben belong to a reality TV nepotism network? What do you have to do to get a man to cry on national television? Does Colin know a lot about prison? (no)