Who's the Count Binface of our choice of #28s? We've a clip from Big Norm's Hot Crossley Buns; Name The Match from our baggers; a 24-year-old veteran features in Blues In The News; a Lincolnshire sausage-flavoured SHIT; Empire State of Tahn & a Whelan Fortuné.

Best XI:

M. Crossley; P. Picken, G. Gunning, H. Hollis, S. Griffiths; D. Gardner, D. Johnson, D. Whitaker, D. Morgan; J. Quigley (c), D. Reeves

Worst XI:

S. Payne; L. Graham, R. Brindley, M. Hughes, Tyler Denton; D. Perkins, J. Flores; J. McGlashan (c), P. Shaw, Gevaro; D. Somma