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The brothers learn this week that every journey must come to an end. They don't know how to make that happen exactly though, and they are extremely open to suggestions. This season finale has it all. Brothers! Items! Sounds! Thanks to everyone who listens for a "successful" second season. We mean it.

Items this week: the book of grudges, and the restful pillow.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Outro music: "Only Time" by Enya

I'd like to imagine the person who originally said "There's more than one way to skin a cat," was face to face with the unimaginable atrocities of the flesh anvil. That their utterance was less of a metaphor for the different solutions and approaches to problems, and more of a dawning dread as their mind struggled to imagine all of the things their beloved former pet would soon be.

Items this week: the flesh anvil, and the plagiarist's pencil.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Outro music: "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" by The Smiths

Coming up with as many super villains as the Gibbs brothers do is no small feat. But we are starting to worry that we spend so many hours of our day coming up with super powers or skill sets, pun names, costumes and catchphrases for hypothetical villains that we fail to see that the real villains are our own jokes.

Items this week: the animal flare gun, and the movie ticket spoiler button.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Outro music: "Zodiac Shit" by Flying Lotus

The band's back together for this action packed, star studded episode. All your favorites have gathered in one location: the tooth tree, a bad Hugh Jackman impression, uh... elaborate explanations of basic economic ideas? Mostly goofs and the brothers who supply them.

Items this week: the anything plant pot, and the compass encompassing compass.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Outro music: "3030" by Deltron 3030

We've been saying for decades that the pressures of hosting a podcast would tear Duncan and Malcolm apart. We just didn't think that would be literal. It's honestly crazy how much damage stress and an undetected telomeric virus can do to a body.

Items this week: the punctual planner, the dimensional Windax™ bottle, and the green thumb plant pot.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Outro music: "Keep Me In Your Heart" by Warren Zevon

We're beginning to have our doubts about how "failed" these clones actually are. Like the Gibbs brothers normally would, they spend a good portion of the episode discussing performing heists in scuba gear, becoming hitmen with the mafia, and prison breaking Shamu. Actually, I kind of hear it now.

Items this week: the hypoventilation flashlight, and the foreign language mood ring.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Outro music: "Brisk Yellow" by Blazo

The Gibbs brothers are back , and they know what you've thinking. They also know when you're sleeping and when you're awake, but that's a whole different story. "Duncan and Malcolm! Why isn't there more Christmas content in January?" The brothers have you covered thanks to a ticking time bomb and cloning experiment gone wrong.

Items this week: the amnesiac crystal ball, and the universal snow globe.

Intro music: "Christmas Vibes Sample #2" by Blubee Beats

Outro music: "Christmas in L.A. (Instrumental)" by Vulfpeck

What is dead may never die. Which is why the Gibbs Brothers' hopes and dreams will outlive us all.

Items this week: the ghost of Malcolm Gibbs, and the Fonzie Jacket.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

We were going to use the Hans Gruber quote about Alexander weeping for there were no more worlds to conquer. But when we actually looked it up, it turns out the original quote is from Plutarch, and Alexander wept because there were infinite worlds and he hadn't even conquered one. We couldn't decide which one was more fitting, so now you get this much worse explanation.

Items this week: the tipsy glass, the chr - oh no - graph, and the pearl of procrastination.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO

Xenia is the the Greek concept of hospitality. It was both a moral contract for both hosts and guests that promised protection and rights, as well as an actual ritual involving the exchange of gifts and favors followed by a communal meal. However, both Duncan and Malcolm prefer Xena: Warrior Princess.

Items this week: the whiteboard of deathstiny, the plague doctor's mask, and the sharpie eraser.

Thanks to our guest, Hannah Woosley, for playing Zark Muckerberg this week. Check her out on Twitter @notwoosley.