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In this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, Brian’s corruption arc continues, and it all started with spaghetti and meatballs. Tara and Brian share how he’s slowly turning to the feral side, recap Halloween costumes, and confess to breaking another bed. They swap stories about awkward teacher encounters, upside-down pineapples, and Tara’s questionable reading list that makes Brian blush. Between laughter and innuendo, they also get real about Christmas traditions, childhood memories, and creating a little magic for their kids. It’s classic Appropriately Inappropriate: equal parts sweet, spicy, and completely unfiltered.

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Tara and Brian celebrate their 20th episode with spit takes, ADHD confessions, and a wildly inappropriate “Best Wife” acceptance speech. From milk pranks to backdoor debates, it’s peak Appropriately Inappropriate (with Tara and Brian): dirty, wholesome, and utterly chaotic.

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After Disney chaos and a quick break, Tara and Brian are back for another episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian: pearls, hat, and eggplant in hand. From heartfelt talks on mental health to “things you can say in the kitchen and the bedroom,” it’s dirty, wholesome, and hysterically awkward all at once.

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While Brian’s away, Tara’s flying solo in this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian. From plotting playful pranks that involve strangers booping her husband’s nose, to confessing her impulsive late-night decision to give herself bangs (and the internet’s fiery opinions about them), Tara dives into how she and Brian keep the spark alive during his work trips. She also answers listener questions about love, shares some filthy Chicago pick-up lines, and reflects on what makes their relationship thrive. Equal parts funny, flirty, and unfiltered, this episode proves you can’t spell bangs without bang.

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Brian’s back for this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, and so are the wildly inappropriate conversations Tara can’t resist dragging him into. From the “silent epidemic” of C-B-D-B-P (chronic big d back pain) to emotional support eggplants, jungle cruise fantasies, and unlucky finishing numbers, nothing is off-limits in this hilariously unfiltered episode. But amidst the jokes, Tara and Brian also get real about where they met, why the “D word” (divorce) isn’t in their vocabulary, and how deal breakers actually strengthen their marriage. It’s the perfect mix of filthy humor, heartfelt honesty, and a few too many confessions Tara probably shouldn’t have made on camera.

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Brian may be away, but Tara is NOT holding back in this solo episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian. Armed with her emotional support eggplant (yes, it’s a real thing) and a cardboard cutout of Brian’s head, she dives into listener questions, shares what life is like when her husband travels, and reads a hilariously filthy “dearest husband” letter straight out of the 1800s. Tara tackles the serious epidemic of Chronic Big D Back Pain (C.B.D.B.P), pitches her genius back-brace-slash-jockstrap invention, and explains why Brian’s subscription fee is “extremely high.” From thermostat antics to tips for keeping your sex life sizzling, this episode is equal parts heartfelt, raunchy, and laugh-out-loud funny.

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In this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, Tara and Brian dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of eyebrow tattoos gone wrong, denture rumors, and the infamous “night of 10 times” that still has Brian blushing. From debating whether to pick jail or a coma, to imagining what they’d do with telekinesis (spoiler: Tara’s ideas aren’t exactly PG), nothing is off-limits. The two share their usual mix of dirty jokes, wholesome reactions, and playful bickering that keeps listeners laughing, cringing, and wondering how Brian survives Tara’s antics.

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In this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, Tara and Brian kick it off with dad jokes gone wrong (and sometimes so wrong they’re right), talk about their upcoming group trip to Ireland, and field listener confessions and questions about everything from mind-reading to what really counts as cheating. Along the way, Tara overshares, Brian blushes, and the two of them dive into what makes their marriage tick: love, trust, mutual respect, and just enough inappropriate humor to keep things interesting. It’s a mix of heartfelt moments, hilarious tangents, and classic “OMG, honey!” reactions you won’t want to miss.

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In this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, Tara wastes no time horrifying Brian with gross pick-up lines, fart confessions, and way too much talk about pumpkin spice. Between laughing about rancid fart clouds in the store aisle and Brian’s refusal to ever “drop one” around her, the two also open up about their very different approaches to love, marriage, and sobriety. From decorating for fall way too early, to finding balance in their relationship through communication, sex, and laughter, this episode swings wildly from outrageous oversharing to genuine heart. Buckle up. It goes downhill fast, but in the most hilarious and relatable way.

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Season 2 of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian kicks off with Tara immediately horrifying Brian with a Barbie pickup line and things only escalate from there. From “single dad for an hour” struggles to penis-shaped tire caps, to Tara’s most diabolical prank yet involving canola oil, the chaos is back in full swing. Along the way, they share their summer recap, talk about why they prank with love (never cruelty), what their kids really think about their content, and, because it wouldn’t be Appropriately Inappropriate without it, get sidetracked by a conversation about prescription anal bleaching cream. Buckle up: it’s dirty, it’s wholesome, and it’s exactly the trainwreck you didn’t know you needed.

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