Lonzo shows out then goes cold as the Pels blow out a Houston team you can’t name anyone on, then get demolished by the Hawks. The draft is coming up quick for the Saints who can’t play it cute for once and have to go for necessity over everything else, but don’t worry, LaToya has hinted at allowing us to witness football at full cap this Fall. We encourage a Teddy comeback, then get into Charcuterie, the WNBA pay scale, another candy holiday, and the acceptability of mustaches in 2021. Let’s go!