This week, a camp in Georgia conducts an experiment with children and Covid-19. Chinese students are being scammed into kidnapping themselves for ransom. Scientists discover sperm motility has been wrong for 300 years. Finally, a building in stolen in the UK. Could it be Carmen San Diego?

Listen in this week as we discuss neighborly disputes (a.k.a the level of pettiness we aspire to), not quite crystal clear beaches, a man who takes mask wearing a little TOO seriously, and desserts with a little... extra. The truly never ends. Join us once again on our journey towards a Peabody.

A woman in Aurora, Colorado is living her full Medusa fantasy when snakes move into her apartment. A Yahoo engineer hacks for nudes. Goya chief executive Robert Unanue sides with Trump while simultaneously reading his grandfather. Finally, Paris Descartes University lets the bodies hit the floor… literally.

An Arizona woman trying to build her enterprise was allegedly caught hiding methamphetamine in a potato chip bag. A Canadian woman’s silicone breast implants saved her from dying by deflecting a bullet away from her vital organs. Sexy Instagram influences are flocking to Chernobyl’s death zone for that perfect cesium selfie. Finally, the University of Alabama students hosted Covid-19 parties to see who will catch the virus first for a cash payout. 

If you are taking a flight to or from a particular country beware as 1/3 of their commercial pilots have fake licenses. Find out which country! In New Mexico, people are drinking hand sanitizer. A man in China held his urine in so long his bladder burst. Finally, Spain is the land of botched art restorations. No painting or sculpture is safe!

Today, GenZ show us that children really are the future as they troll Trump's Tulsa, Oklahoma rally.  Officer Karen has a McMeltdown because her McMobile order was not McReady. Parts of Siberia reached 100F for the first time since records have been kept. Finally, a woman who used Molotov cocktails at a protest in Philly gets tracked down by the FBI via her unique shirt from ETSY. 

With Coronavirus still in full swing, some women in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh are giving offerings to their new goddess Corona Mai. Earlier in the week NASCAR announced it will ban the confederate flag at all future race events. The inventor of pop up ads apologized for their creation. Finally, the NYC Department of Health releases their guidelines for safe sex during the pandemic. 

Our first episode! Join us as we discuss the chaos of the world.