Someone was playing Sweet's "Fox on the Run" while uploading this episode, and you'll soon see why as we careen through a frozen sailors, pranks, convict-eating mammals, and inspire you to imagine a moustache-off between Royce Pierreson and Charles Prepolec, neither of whom appear in this episode. (What, you're expecting guests?) Yep, pretty much your average episode of the Watsonian Weekly!