Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD

CLIP: John Grisham's 'A Time to Kill' Reversed Racial Roles?! (6-min) YouTube - Rumble

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm

* (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:09:35) 📞 JOHN, KY: trolling about wash cloths, smelling like dogs

* (0:12:43) 🚫 Meade, VA

* (0:13:13) 📞 DAVID, TX: Kristi Noem, $220M immigration ads

* (0:19:02) D: Chappelle

* (0:20:20) 📞 BRANDON, KS: KC fake schools, chirp on calls; abuse

* (0:27:13) 📞 MEADE, VA: portrayal of white southerners; “A Time to Kill”

* (0:33:41) 📞 HADEN, TX: Hygiene; Yahshua; Nothing to be proud of

* (0:38:48) H: H— denial laws in Europe, Canada, Australia …

* (0:50:24) H: Shroud of Turin

* (0:56:26) 🗒️ Shroud depicted a white or Arab or Sephardic man?

* (0:57:48) 📞 MARK, L.A.: German LGBTQ, Antifa; History: Rockwell

* (1:00:54) M: Support NJF and Israel?!

* (1:04:34) M: Crusades, Sign of cross “antisemitic”?

* (1:05:39) M: Ryan, riots bashing cops; people turn on you

* (1:08:25) M: Netanyahu, Lindsey Graham, Iran war, Israel

* (1:13:09) M: Islamists or Zionists

* (1:14:20) M: IDF stand down, Oct 7? Guilt

* (1:16:15) 📞 ALEX, CA: AI conscious or just liberal? Fruit fly

* (1:20:08) A: Using AI tool, gas $6/gallon

* (1:21:05) A: Women’s History Month, easy life

* (1:22:07) 💬 Shoutouts

* (1:23:56) 💬 Supers: Brandi, prophecy

* (1:25:39) 💬 Super: How to love enemies.

* (1:27:29) 💬 Coffees… Mike

* (1:29:50) 💬 Eric… Identity is false

* (1:31:42) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Eric on women

* (1:33:35) 💬 Coffee: Anthony, Eric on sin, ego

* (1:35:39) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, Everblazer

* (1:39:02) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Would you bow? Gotcha questions; Jesus

* (1:44:39) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Senate race: Talarico, Paxton, Cornyn

* (1:48:50) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Logical fallacies. CALL TMRW!

* (1:51:56) 💬 Supers/Coffees… IOU (Pilled, etc.)

* (1:54:13) Outro

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