This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books, with major spoilers up to book 4 and lighter spoilers for the remaining books.

We love Matt. As of this podcast being released, he's now a published author with several published short stories and we thought, what better way to honor him than to ask him to flex those author/writer/word skills a little bit? He's known for taking a somewhat farcical view of the books sometimes, so we thought we would ask him to summarize each book in The Wheel of Time series in his own, unique way.

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Intro and outro music by Julius H.