In the book Gaily the Troubadour, published in 1936, Arthur Guiterman wrote the following poem:
First dentistry was painless; Soon oranges were seedless,
Then bicycles were chainless The putting green was weedless,
And carriages were horseless The college boy hatless,
And may lays, enforce-less. The proper diet, fatless,
Next, cookery was tireless, Now motor roads are dustless,
Telegraphy was wireless, The latest steel is rustless,
Cigars were nicotine-less Our T=tennis courts are sodless,
And coffee, caffeine less. Our new religions, godless.
Join us as we continue the I Love The 80’s series by examining an elder brother who “Gives Love a Bad Name” because he is full of religion, but far from The Father.