Do party logistics work your pussy out? Us too.

Join Cleo & Astrid as they talk about how they prepped for the most libertine soiree yet!

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Do you have a crying kink? Get ready to listen to our very own Astrid come to terms in real time that she might actually hate group sex - yikes!

Join us for a chaotic evening of human sex chains while Astrid cries in her room and Cleo needs to be wrestled for hours from lack of mental stimulation.

Cleo & Astrid recall their time at a Spanko event!

Hear about how Cleo showed off her party trick while Astrid observed from her sofa throne and everything in between.

Trigger warning about sexual assault at 15:47 to 17:24.

Join us as we take a walk through Astrid's sex spreadsheet and discuss our masturbation habits.

If you'd like to join in the fun, email us at [email protected] for access to the spreadsheet template.

Join us with special guest Robbie who attending a queer sex event with Cleo as they give Astrid a dramatic retelling about how they both introduced themselves to the wider group by giving each other very loud and even messier orgasms.

Astrid and Cleo take you into their pasts to shed some light on how we all ended up here.

A continuation of Cleo coming into her own as the Hostess with the Mostess. Find out how many people we fit on a king size bed.

Join Cleo on her quest to be the orgy hostess with the mostess. An engaging retelling of getting our bearings hosting an orgy with sexy strangers.

***Graphic audio warning from minute 31 to minute 34***